Comments on Profile Post by HavekZero

  1. Cupcake Ninja
    Cupcake Ninja
    i dont know fam. The people chose me as their god, what exactly do you want me to do? Twasn't my own decision, but their's
    Oct 3, 2017
  2. HavekZero
    HavekZero
    And people call me wordy and thickskinned.

    I'm almost offended
    Oct 3, 2017
  3. Cupcake Ninja
    Cupcake Ninja
    nah, little mortal. Thou ought instead feel a surge of pride at the prospect of one such as I deigning to regale your unworthy ears with my divine words of wisdom. Few can have that honor.
    Oct 3, 2017
  4. HavekZero
    HavekZero
    Mortal I may be, but plebian I am not.

    You on the other hand, well, there's a reason the word unworthy exists and you happen to define every aspect of it while trying to preach at someone who is clearly your better. That in this case would be me.
    Oct 3, 2017
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  5. Cupcake Ninja
    Cupcake Ninja
    Haha, say whatever you like, my child. If these misguided lines allow your weary head to sleep easier at night, far be it from me to deny you them.
    Oct 3, 2017
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  6. HavekZero
    HavekZero
    The only misguided youth I happent to see here would be you mate.

    And sugarcoating that ain't gonna help you any yeah
    Oct 3, 2017
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  7. Balthazzar
    Balthazzar
    Not a faggot
    and the emperor of ero's should be @mrawesome69
    not me just cuz i can write it
    Oct 5, 2017
  8. HavekZero
    HavekZero
    I stand corrected then
    Oct 5, 2017
  9. Cupcake Ninja
    Cupcake Ninja
    well that's fine. I dont care who the emperor is anyway. Im content with merely being your God.
    Oct 5, 2017
  10. HavekZero
    HavekZero
    You mean my dog?

    Sure, you know you're my dawg mate.
    Oct 5, 2017
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  11. Cupcake Ninja
    Cupcake Ninja
    and yer my cute lil pussy fam
    Oct 5, 2017
  12. HavekZero
    HavekZero
    Nah man.

    Yknow. All this time I've been really confused.

    Wondering whether you were male or actually just a really perverted female.

    But now I'm sure you're female.
    Oct 5, 2017
  13. Cupcake Ninja
    Cupcake Ninja
    I'm almost offended. Im male. Definitely male. I even gots me a big black cock. Wanna see?
    Oct 5, 2017
  14. HavekZero
    HavekZero
    You aren't even asking me why I feel that you're female
    Oct 5, 2017
  15. Cupcake Ninja
    Cupcake Ninja
    I already know. Its because of my rockin' fashion sense, amiright?
    Oct 5, 2017
  16. HavekZero
    HavekZero
    Naw.

    More along the lines of no one can be that much of a cunt without actually having a cunt.

    Baadummtiss~
    Dayum but I've been waiting a fuck of a long time to use that one :D
    Oct 5, 2017
  17. Cupcake Ninja
    Cupcake Ninja
    i know. Thats why i took pity on you and opened my self up for it. Am i not a magnanimous god?

    ....also rather than cunt, i would prefer the term "Twat"
    Oct 5, 2017
  18. HavekZero
    HavekZero
    I roll with what I got mate


    Though yeah, I realise that I've been getting a little repetitive these days.

    Definetly gotta start working on some good oneliners now.
    Oct 5, 2017
  19. Cupcake Ninja
    Cupcake Ninja
    well dont feel too bad, i give it a 6 outta 10 in terms of creativity
    Oct 5, 2017
  20. HavekZero
    HavekZero
    That to a person who usually sticks around 8 outta 10 is like a bloody death sentence.

    I gotta go get me some originality.

    Heck, maybe write a short story while I'm at it
    Oct 5, 2017
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  21. Cupcake Ninja
    Cupcake Ninja
    dont compare yourself to me fam, few people can match wits with this daddy. And that's the spirit bro! You got this, this grand papi believes in you! I suggest a work of short fiction centering on the torrid love affair between a very raunchy squirrel and crow with a dark past too tragic for words.
    Oct 5, 2017
  22. HavekZero
    HavekZero
    Naw.

    Sorry fam but I ain't writing no smut for a while.
    Nope, I just wanna write about day to day life and stuff like that.

    And whose comparing me to you?
    I'm afraid the difference in talent between the two of us will leave you in despair.
    Oct 5, 2017
  23. Cupcake Ninja
    Cupcake Ninja
    Shows how little you know, kid. Talent is meaningless, results are the only thing that matter.
    Oct 5, 2017
  24. HavekZero
    HavekZero
    Talent helps along your result :/
    Oct 5, 2017
  25. Cupcake Ninja
    Cupcake Ninja
    talent makes the end come faster, its effort that helps you along. Although come to think of it im not a very motivated guy either...things just somehow come naturally to me....hmm...
    Oct 5, 2017
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  26. HavekZero
    HavekZero
    See


    Talent.
    Oct 6, 2017
  27. Balthazzar
    Oct 6, 2017