Comments on Profile Post by Ken The One-Eyed Suicidal

*takes the hat*
....where is it?
*Starts patting Ken down*

T-thy art naive!
*hats float around your head*
*takes another hat and tips it to hide my growing red face*

Ya, now that you mention it.... April fools... *remembers pranks friends and the like played* *shivers slightly*

*Grabs all the hats*
Where the magic infinite hat maker!
*Sifts through kens pockets*
Wallet, thank you for your donation. Pen, Here have a nice mustache*Stashes Ken*. OOH! Snickers!*Eats*

No! My Snickers! QwQ
*takes Key of the Gate of Hatylon out*
Y-you'll pay for this! *throws a barrage of hats of multiple times and qualities towards you*

*steal a snicker*
*nom nom*

*like attack*
Nyahahaha~
*disappears*

Now you've done it... QwQ
I'll get you... QwQ
And you'll never see it coming...! QwQ
*throws coccon hat at @Skullie*

QAQ
*wishes for a bow since twilly stole his*
*pat ken*

Take a fedora... *gives fedora to Skullie*

>.>
A bow nya D:
I dun want a fedora....

But fedoras are cool...

I need my bow back tho QwQ

Was that bow a hat?

Yep....
QwQ
It was also part of my Halloween costume too....

*Runs past and steals the Fedora*

Then you don't have anything to worry about! Gate of Hatylon holds the original version of every hat that has already existed and will ever exist! *takes out brand new bow*
Here, it's yours.

\o/
*put on the bow*
Yay~

*looks at the fedora getting stolen*
*nonchalantly takes another out of Hatylon*
Careful though, or the hat onee-san will take it again... <.<;; >.>;;

*Steals the bow*

QAQ
*try to take the bow back*

*takes another bow out of Hatylon*
Mwahahahaha! Can you keep up with me, Twilight?!
*gives a barrage of bows to Skullie*

*Eats the Bow*
Stomach Spatial storage. Pays to have a dragon enchant your body.

*grab the blue one and protect it from twilly*
QwQ

*Eats Kens*
*Then eats all the bows*

o_o;;
Kenny!!!!

I-I'm not done yet!
*Gate of Hatylon opens even further*
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!

There, now the source is gone!

*back away from twilly*

...
*Kicks the Gate of Hatylon in the shins*
Hey YOU! YEAH, YOU!
GIVE ME ALL UR HATS AND I'LL PAY YOU IN SHOES!

*runs away with blue bow*

*speaks from Twilight's storage*
Mission failed, mate. We'll get them next time.
... Actually, this is quite the nice place. *starts walking around*

*tilt head*
Is ken in your stomach?

No, Gatey! QAQ
... Give what the mean lady wants, your safety comes first... Q.Q

*smh*
Nuu >.<
*continue running away*

I don't even know what's going on anymore... *sulks in a sofa I found in the storage*
This is comfy, dammit...

*gets a great idea*
*teleport to ken by the mark of Scp [Data Retracted] I put on him*
Nyahahaha~
She can’t get me from here~

Yeah, she can't... 'Cause she already got you...
*sighs*
Sit down, *pats sofa*. Have a Snickers.

>.>
*eats a cookie*

*doesn't know what to do with the Snickers*
*eats it instead*
<.<

*share cookie with u*
:3

:3
*gives half of the Snicker to you*

*eats snicker*
I should probably change to my Halloween outfit now \o/
*put on bow*

*tips hat*
This is my outfit. My home. My world.

You look good on that though.
But y'know... You could use some fake blood.
*throws fake blood all over you*
Perfecto!

D:
*clean fake blood out*
Nuu.....
My clothes....

You look like a Shota Zombie now! Perfecto!

*pout*
Not shota!!!
And it’s a robot....
QwQ

Even more perfecto! A shota zombie robot!
Perfecto! *cheers*

Dun bully me QAQ
Not my fault that I’m short....