*Sees ken getiing run over by a car*
*Running Jumps all the way to the Divine Plane*
*Kicks down the door to Olympus*
HEY! WHICH ONE OF YOU IS HERO SUMMONING AGAIN!
*coughs up blood*
I'm fine.....
*sees Twilight going all the way to the divine place to find someone to take my soul as a hero*
Actually, I'm not. *pushes hand where the meat is soft and tries to arrive at the heart to crush it*
C'mon..!
*regeneration accelerates and hand gets stuck in place*
...
*looks at Skullie*
Buddy, could you please stop with the healing magic? I have the chance to turn into a hero y'know.
Oh, Bony-Bro. 'Sup, how's life goin'? *waves at the old friend aka grim reaper* I guess it's not eh? Hahahahaha~
*looks at Skullie*
Actually, Bony-Bro probably won't take me, so there is no use to this. *destroys area around the hand* *waits for it to regenerate*
Twilight, sorry, your travel was probably wasted. Tell me, how can I make up for it? I'll do anything.
Oh? *bows courteously to Twilight*
If you were the one, I wouldn't mind going against the whole world. Be it demon king or hero, I'm yours, milady. Our should I say my goddess?
Eh? U sure you want to die and go to the world I rule? I should probably say first that I like Realistic Fantasy...and that I can't talk to you without you being near a Prayer statue(Or other divine Object)
Ugh... I don't mind the realistic fantasy part, but don't we have a way around only talking with you near certain objects or landmarks? I mean, I'm doing this because I want to get closer to you, milady. It would be kind of against the point if I ended up with a limited contact.
*mumbles*
I could invent a teleport system that uses holy power and prayer statues as main traveling points, but that would take too long... What about the inbetween...
*mumbles*
Gain access to my fridge, my house, Gain Ability to control people/living things without them knowing, Near Immortality and a lot more i forgot about but they are mostly locked....
*Punts Skullie to the moon*
GET OUT OF HERE YA CHUUNI! This is my universe, were Science and Magic are two different languages that explain the same thing.
What I mean is by Mobile Divine Mark is something like a battle standard. Like a Banner Soldiers Carry into battle and empowers them. NOT A FREAKING ALL GIVING FAKE LIKE U SKULLIE!
*sees Skullie get thrown to the moon*
Huh... Well, I do accept your offer, milady. Having your banner would boost my morale in a way that it would make it worth it just with this. Does it bring any other benefits? Like the Blessing of The Divine or something of the sorts?
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