Comments on Profile Post by Eternal Liar

Exactly

Oh that was a long story.
Basically I sent Zeus dick pics to everyone that lived in mount so Zeus getting angry chained me up in a rock with a tiny eagle trying to peck me for eternity. I did help humanity on eve with fire but All I had to offer him was a concubines.

That still does not explain why the hell are you a honey sucking Buddhist bear.

So I re-incarnated to a normal honey bear in a forest but then I gained enlightenment becoming a honey Buddha in the 3 great forest war between all tribes and humans...

Okay... was that the war back then?

Now I am waiting to gain another enlightenment with the way of the honey...

The 3 Great forest war which was the most fearsome of them all. The holy forest which was intruded and burnt down by humans and those mutts. I was only a wee bit old. I was playing beside the lake with my two close friends tigger and piglet when all of a sudden three tall humans kidnapped tigger and started saying how they'll make into a sex slave.

...i was expecting fur rug and nabe stew.

Piglet tried runing but was soon captured with his mother and was executed on the platform with the other villagers. I was hiding in a cart when I witnessed this. Those dogs went out and told the humans about everything when our priestesses helped them and generously gave them shelter and food.

Even though I was an orphan I still considered those villagers as family!

*Sniff

knock knock~?