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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. Novel otaku desu
      Novel otaku desu
      Akki chan! I miss the time killing u *sigh*
      1. MrsNyan and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        And you say you're not a mean girl...
        Oct 28, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        Let's have a battle and see who dies~
        Oct 28, 2017
        Poor_Hero and Novel otaku desu like this.
      4. Novel otaku desu
        Novel otaku desu
        U died 9 times nya~ and yes, i am not a mean girl desu ne~
        Oct 29, 2017
    2. Aiiee
      Aiiee
      Trick or treat~ *gives akki lots of flower candies*
      1. Matsurika and akki like this.
    3. AliceShiki
      AliceShiki
      Back to stalking~
      1. Matsurika likes this.
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        No worries, I'll just stab them back to death! \(^^)/
        Oct 27, 2017
        Pyoo, Matsurika and akki like this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Shouldn't a magic girl be using magic on them?
        Oct 28, 2017
        Pyoo and Matsurika like this.
      5. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Eh..?

        Magical stab of love and justice...? Maybe...?
        Oct 28, 2017
    4. akki
      akki
      That moment when I tell my niece to lower the volume on her phone and she looks at me like I killed her parents...
      1. Matsurika and Poor_Hero like this.
      2. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        Sounds about right. Dont tell her to lower the volume then.
        Oct 27, 2017
      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        The moment a girl walks up to you and starts to act like she know you but you don't recognize her
        ^_^;;
        Oct 27, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        Next time I won't. I'll just switch the wifi off haha~
        Oct 27, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
    5. leegood
      leegood
      *sips coffee*
      Eww~
      Here, have some tea~
      1. Matsurika and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *accepts the tea*
        *uses transformation magic to change it to coffee*
        *sips the coffee*
        Thank you~
        Oct 27, 2017
        Matsurika and leegood like this.
      3. leegood
        leegood
        (*.*)
        *Jieeeeeeeeeeeeee*
        Magic (OoO)~
        Oct 27, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
    6. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      Moning Akki!
      *Kicks down the lcked door*
      *goes over to the coffee pot and pours myself a cup*
      I wonder if he has that Hazel Nut creamer...
      1. akki
        akki
        *sees the broken door*
        *checks the cctv footage*
        I knew it was a good idea to replace my coffee with poisonous sludge while I was out~
        Oct 27, 2017
      2. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        *Walks up to akki*
        *Spits he Poisonous Sludge onto his shoes*
        Your a sicko you know...Ruining perfectly good food...There are kids starving in africa!
        Oct 27, 2017
    7. Ale Cole
      Ale Cole
      *serves coffee* I know you should be sleeping... But *serves moar coffee* here take it
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *takes the coffee and sips*
        Oct 27, 2017
        Ale Cole likes this.
    8. akki
      akki
      Pearl sugar waffles are so yummy!
      1. Justderpin, Matsurika and Lovely like this.
      2. jamechi
        jamechi
        Oct 26, 2017
        Justderpin and Matsurika like this.
      3. Justderpin
        Justderpin
        No! They're all mine! ლ(`∀´ლ)
        Oct 27, 2017
        Pyoo and Matsurika like this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Stop fighting over my waffles! Shoo shoo!
        Oct 27, 2017
        Justderpin and Matsurika like this.
    9. akki
      akki
      I've not been very active lately. Who are the new and interesting people these days?
      1. Matsurika and Ale Cole like this.
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      3. jamechi
        jamechi
        I'm old and inactive
        Oct 26, 2017
        Lovely, Ale Cole and Matsurika like this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Kame needs to become active and get a title.
        Oct 26, 2017
        Ale Cole likes this.
      5. akki
        akki
        Or at least post 4 more messages so you can claim !freemoney~
        Oct 26, 2017
        Pyoo and Ale Cole like this.
    10. Ale Cole
      Ale Cole
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      1. akki, yuzuki and leegood like this.
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      3. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        Ahahahahaha *pats u*
        Oct 27, 2017
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        *slap ur hand away and stomp on your feet*
        Oct 27, 2017
        Ale Cole likes this.
      5. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        Ahahahahahaha *pats u*
        Oct 27, 2017
    11. Lovely
      Lovely
      <.<
      >.>
      *put sign*
      *free bones!*
      @Himari look! is free!
      1. yuzuki, Matsurika and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        ......
        But she's more interested in cadavers. I'm not complete without my skin. I think @Lovely is better for hurricane...
        Oct 25, 2017
        jamechi, Matsurika and Lovely like this.
      3. Lovely
        Lovely
        D:
        nuuuu!
        it is free!
        lovely can run fast! <,<
        >.>
        Oct 25, 2017
        Matsurika and akki like this.
    12. akki
      akki
      I just noticed~ this icon works really well with my avi
      1. Shem
        Shem
        *thumbs up*
        Oct 25, 2017
      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        *puffs chest*
        Oct 25, 2017
        akki and jamechi like this.
    13. GonZ555
      GonZ555
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        No `-` I don't like meatballs Σ(。>艸<。)
        Oct 25, 2017
        GonZ555 likes this.
      3. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        *Looks back at GonZ*
        Oct 25, 2017
        GonZ555 likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        .....I wanna eat meatballs now
        Oct 25, 2017
        leegood and GonZ555 like this.
    14. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      So, Akki, to give you a bit of context. I have rescently gained the power to summon meatbuns.
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      2. akki
        akki
        .......look below~ I'm a meatbun devourer!
        Oct 24, 2017
      3. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        *Curve Balls a Wild @GonZ555 into Akki's Skull*
        Oct 24, 2017
      4. Ken The One-Eyed Suicidal
        Ken The One-Eyed Suicidal
        Akki-san, that doesn't seem to be a problem for her.
        Oct 24, 2017
    15. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      *bites*
      1. Lovely, akki and Poor_Hero like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *goes to the doctor to get checked out*
        Oct 25, 2017
        Lovely likes this.
    16. Steamed Meat Bun
      Steamed Meat Bun
      *stares at you to start campaigning for bun rights*
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      2. Steamed Meat Bun
        Steamed Meat Bun
        *gets 'steamed up' about it*
        *starts firing piping hot steam buns*
        Oct 24, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        *swallows one*
        *gets burnt*
        *gets a basket and catches the piping hot steam buns*
        I'll eat them later~
        Oct 24, 2017
        Steamed Meat Bun likes this.
      4. Steamed Meat Bun
        Steamed Meat Bun
        *continues steaming*
        Oct 24, 2017
    17. AMissingLinguist
      AMissingLinguist
      Good job reviving 316 times. What will kill you next, @akki?
      1. akki
        akki
        Probably a chair as always~
        Oct 24, 2017
        AMissingLinguist likes this.
    18. Bielt
      1. Lovely, Matsurika, akki and 1 other person like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Thanks~
        Oct 24, 2017
        Bielt likes this.
      3. Bielt
        Bielt
        *blobsmile*
        ^^)/
        You are welcome!
        Oct 24, 2017
        akki likes this.
    19. akki
      akki
      Don't think about your fear, think about your goal~
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      3. akki
        akki
        Oct 24, 2017
        AliceShiki likes this.
      4. leegood
        leegood
        No~
        Oct 24, 2017
      5. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        *rolls laughing*

        Look at her location! I'm not that shameless!!! >.<

        *group hugs*
        Oct 24, 2017
    20. akki
      akki
      Why do people ask for the direction but then ignore what you say and go a different way?
      1. AliceShiki, yuzuki and Ko like this.
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        I mean, is it really that hard to say the name of the roads!? It makes things a loooooooooooooot easier!!! >.<
        Oct 24, 2017
      4. leegood
        leegood
        Senpai, the place you were looking for is around a statue that looks funny.
        Oct 24, 2017
        AliceShiki likes this.
      5. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Thank you Lee-chan! *hugs*

        *walks for 10s*

        Excuse me princess, could you give me the directions to the place I'm looking for?
        Oct 24, 2017
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    Gender:
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    Location:
    Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor
    Occupation:
    [ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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