Comments on Profile Post by Police Officer

Hello msiter officer.

I'd like to report a certain stripper loli for being way too hot.

Lock the loli up.

I'M NOT A STRIPPER LOLI! QAQ

Put her behind bars i say.

@Osamaru and @Razogul shall be my witness's

QwQ I'm an innocent immortal lo—cookie!

Aha!

The culprit has said it herself.
Lock her away.

I'm not a stripper tho!
╭(º□º*)╮≡╰(*º□º)╯

Really?

Look at your avi and tell me where your clothes are at?

Bwahahahhaa!

Charmander doesn't need clothes x.x

Neither do strippers.

Hook line and sinker.
Hit gud bruv but you busted.

Hello @911 we have an impostor here

*GASP*

A fake!

No wonder Shem hasn't been locked up yet D:

x.x I'm innocent.

That you are not.

I already have the police on me for assuming I'm a lolicon due to being friends with @Shem . Wish I could help, but nope.

Ok, ready and fire! *Artillery support destroy this page*

I can respond to more cries of help than @911 can, 911 is an american number while I'm just the average cop.

@Police Officer we need to know how corrupt you are

How deep are your pockets?

I am barely able to put in a coin

I'm corrupt when I'm placed in a poor area, barely enough pay, but in rich areas---*gets a call* *coughs* I mean, I serve and protect all the fair citizens on NUF equally.

Sure you do.

Just like @OfficerV2.0 and his predecessors