Comments on Profile Post by Luxadia

Consider it done~

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On a scale of one to ten on most useful things to make a time machine for with 1 being around 'so I could have avoided stepping on dogshit' and ten being 'kill Donald trump before he was elected' you're at negative infinity

*Gunshot from behind* Oh sh*t!
*Start shooting back* Goddammit ME!!
[Older version of me] "Sorry, young me... I have to do this..." *Destroy the newly build time machine*
[Older version of me] "Bye~" *Press a button and disappear*
Dammit!

*steals portable time machine from future kami*

FINE! 2 People can play that! *Wear my [Time Machine Tie]*
Let see how you like this, Future Me! *Tighten the Tie a bit and disappear*

*disappear*

Cryonics, just go for sleep for some centuries until someone wakes you up... or you know - until death

Cryotechnology or more specifically medicine has not advanced far enough to ensure that going under won't be more of the permanent kind :/

I haven't found anything new about cryonics. So I guess it's still without any achievement. High risk at best.

Because there are no test results I suppose.

I'm of the mind that its possible bit I don't trust anyone with my frozen body. Who knows what the wankers will do with it while I'm under

Not sure if it will work. Maybe you lose all your brain cells

You won't lose them.

They'll be frozen. So dead. But if scientists can find a way to I dunno revive dead cells we're good

*prepares for pumpkin slushie*
Aww.. i guess i'll have to return the juicer..

Yes you will

*Appear* Oh, hello guys~ What are you talking about? Cryonics? Oh-uh.. yeah that thing doesn't work... it suck... Yeah, cryotechnology is not a real thing right now... I'm totally not trying to hide the fact that we have a working cryonics machine.. So how are your days? You people didn't saw anything strange around here right? like a meatbun riding a hoverboard?

*quickly hides hoverplate*
Nothing suspicious here~
*looks away*

Guess that really is future version of meatbun that I saw...