Comments on Profile Post by akki

  1. akki
  2. Raneday
    Raneday
    akki and I would rob a lot of banks
    Dec 12, 2017
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  3. ABMAINA
    ABMAINA
    Name: John Jangle Jingleheimer Schmidt

    Location & Occupation: runs a greasy diner joint in new mexico
    Dec 12, 2017
  4. Faaldara
    Faaldara
    You know the last name in the song is Smith right? It makes fun of John Smith being a really common/stereotypical name
    Dec 12, 2017
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  5. ABMAINA
    ABMAINA
    huh? I've only ever heard it sung as Schmidt
    Dec 12, 2017
  6. Faaldara
    Faaldara
    I can understand how it would change, but it makes more sense as Smith
    Dec 12, 2017
  7. ABMAINA
    ABMAINA
    Hmm, I can see how smith would make it a bit tongue in cheek but I'm just used to schmidt so I'd prefer that
    Dec 12, 2017
  8. akki
    akki
    Google sensei says it’s Schmidt~
    Dec 12, 2017
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  9. ABMAINA
    ABMAINA
    man it only just occurred to me I should've went with Johnny Rockets-Fingers
    Dec 12, 2017
  10. akki
    akki
    ...you’re meant to be in witness protection. These names will draw so much attention to you~
    Dec 12, 2017
  11. ABMAINA
    ABMAINA
    exactly! they're so flashy and tacky (but cool) that it would be TOO obvious for someone in witness protection to pick, hence no one would target me

    I know I know, my genius is awe-inspiring
    Dec 12, 2017
  12. xnightdx
    xnightdx
    wait why this on my profile??? but okay ill roll with it
    New Name: Anna
    New location: England
    New Occupation: Librarian
    Dec 13, 2017
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  13. ABMAINA
    ABMAINA
    England is too vague! what part of England?
    Dec 13, 2017
  14. akki
    akki
    Welcome to England Anna~
    Dec 13, 2017
  15. xnightdx
    xnightdx
    Why I gotta be specific??? London?
    Dec 13, 2017
  16. ABMAINA
    ABMAINA
    london? just hoping that someone would pick a cool english place like grimsby one day...
    Dec 14, 2017
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  17. akki
    akki
    Imagine if she said the Black Country. The yam yam might be too much at first~
    Dec 14, 2017
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  18. Pyoo
    Pyoo
    some generic asian names like Sky or something (?)
    I'll be enjoying a quiet country life~
    Dec 16, 2017
  19. Pyoo
    Pyoo
    Grimsby reminds me of grizzly
    Dec 16, 2017
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  20. ABMAINA
    ABMAINA
    Is sky an actual name? I don't think I've ever heard someone called that before irl
    Dec 16, 2017
  21. Pyoo
    Pyoo
    really?!
    I have met at least 2.
    I'm trying to think of other asian names lemme get back to you later

    my friend's friend named himself forest when asked for an english name
    he got an inspiration from the forest outside the window
    LOL
    Dec 16, 2017
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  22. ABMAINA
    ABMAINA
    forest, lol

    when it comes to generic asian names, all I can really recall is amy
    Dec 16, 2017