Name: John Jangle Jingleheimer Schmidt Location & Occupation: runs a greasy diner joint in new mexico
You know the last name in the song is Smith right? It makes fun of John Smith being a really common/stereotypical name
Hmm, I can see how smith would make it a bit tongue in cheek but I'm just used to schmidt so I'd prefer that
exactly! they're so flashy and tacky (but cool) that it would be TOO obvious for someone in witness protection to pick, hence no one would target me I know I know, my genius is awe-inspiring
wait why this on my profile??? but okay ill roll with it New Name: Anna New location: England New Occupation: Librarian
really?! I have met at least 2. I'm trying to think of other asian names lemme get back to you later my friend's friend named himself forest when asked for an english name he got an inspiration from the forest outside the window LOL
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