Comments on Profile Post by elengee

@HavekZero is there a non-pervert user on nuf anyway? Also you smell of old men.

@elengee Yes, you can also make them glow if you fart hard enough.

*le gasp*

Apparently my old man cologne is doing its job well then.

And yeah. There are some innocent peeps on nuf. Summons @Skullie #totsnotlying

*peek in*
?

his profile says [NOT INTO INCEST] obviously overcompensating to hide somethng. *gasp*

@HavekZero is the cologne organic?

.....
No!!!!!

I dunno.

It say old mans cologne. I didn't really read into it.

I feel cheated now. :<

It's okay though, you don't have to be into it, it just has to be into you *wink*

Clearly metaphors are beyond you.

Old mans memory coming back to bite you in the place-that-must-not-be-mentioned?

i'm so meta that metaphor became metaVore and i'll eat you right up.

Cmon m8.

I'm sensitive about the gingerbread thing yeah.

That @77up chick already took a big chunk out of my precious behind.

Wouldn't want to lose more precious parts even if you are interested not that I blame you seeing as I am rather enticing

Uwu....
Stop trying to corrupt my kouhai!!!

Well you did have a lot of junk in the trunk. At least you can fit your skinny jeans now!

Dude.

You breathing here corrupts everyone in general mr-shem-what-does-tampoons-mean :/

What can I say. I'm well endowned.

endownsyndrome?

Sh hshsensjhebzbxbe xh
I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!!!
QAQ

Shapely @elengee
And google exists for a reason mr-im-a-dense-moron.

Tampons were invented to stop gunshot wounds, I hear. There's also this old joke...

FK U!!!!
*leaves*

Buu dum tiss~

Have you heard of Manpons though? it's for butthurt people.

Pffft~
*kick u*
But seriously...
I really didn’t know what it was...

Nope.

Never had the need to know seeing as I've never been butthurt m8.

And skullie bruv. You need some knowledge asap.

Ik...
Common sense doesn’t exist in me....

That's because you've got a gaping hole like a donut.

??

Not you, the never butthurt guy. It doesn't hurt if he can handle it.

;>.>

No clue m8.

Never really got around to playing with the-forbidden-hole.

Though I'm rather curious on as to how you're so specific about the size.

*le mildly suspicious*

*whistles innocently* *avoid eye contact*

*le gasp*

Let's just say i glazed that cookie.

Me no understand. Me innocent.

Me goodboy. Me leaves.

Don't go, i was about to dip you in milk :(

Nay aye.

That just ain't done bruv.
I'm a soap fan.

True immortals never wash. They expel all worldly filth as they break through the mortal shackles!

*puts on music*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcY3UF6_IaM

You guys out of steam now?

I am.

Donna about the old dude.
Last I checked he was shafting shit bubbles :/

I never run out of steam. Since i never had any to begin with.

I'm sure you just release it as soon as it forms.

No, i just release it in a more solid form.

Is it related to your cultivation?

All cultivators start collecting Qi in gaseous state but then for their Qi sea. You aren't even aware of this basic rule?

I mostly cultivate dungeons, sadly. So should I start calling a certain facility the cultivation bucket?

Willing to donate some essence? :O

You want my precious bodily fluids? :O

Nonono. Just your primordian Yang.

Sure but you need to first *cough* purify it for me.

I'll have to ask L4 for that. He's the resident expert at the bucket sect.