What!? Nope, not me, I mean what kind of savage would eat dumplings...*looks at meatbun* or steamed buns...*drools* especially those filled with delicio--*coughs* meat... *wipes drool* Mmhmm delicious...*coughs* what a bad person.
*stares at Ldyrdy* there's some drool on your face, must be because you just woke up huh?
Is that so? But what about that deliciou- *coughs* unique smell? Is it just my imagination?
Look at meatbun Speedy-san. Cheeks the you'd love to chom-- *coughs* pinch, a fluffy texture that you'd love to experience ea-- *coughs* touching and most of all, that deliciou-- *coughs* meat-- *coughs* kind and lovable interior.
*pokes meatbun* Ah!? It fell down... Oh no, I killed meatbun... Hm!? it disappeared? Huh? What? *looks around* *sees a camera* Is that camera working? *waves at the camera* Hello! Is meatbun there? I want to give him a gift so can someone send meatbun's location to me?
*walks around* *sees donuts* A-a-are those donuts!? *takes donut and goes home* Donuts are tastier than meatbun anyway. *leaves a note*
[To Meatbun-san,
I'll be going home now meatbun, thanks for the donuts.
Your friendly vampire neighbor, Rydes
P.S. I don't really like meat.
P.P.S. I think Speedy-san is hungry
P.P.P.S. Look behind you
P.P.P.P.S. I think I put too much P.S.]
*eats the donuts* Garlic? Garlic donuts are surprisingly not bad. I wonder what should I gift to meatbun when I come back here again. But, it would have been bad if I was an ordinary vampire. It's good that I am of a royal bloodline, a true ancestor and also a progenitor or I would've died... *phew*
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