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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

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1. akki
  *sips coffee* cheers~
  
  Mar 22, 2018
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  2. pocketbear
    *cough* *quietly* hail hydrate
    
    Mar 23, 2018
    
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  3. Osamaru
    *sips Tea* Barbarians.
    
    Mar 23, 2018
    
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2. akki
  My sister is making coffee~ *prays that it doesn’t taste nasty*
  
  Mar 22, 2018
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  2. Naraku
    Good luck ! >.<
    
    Mar 22, 2018
  3. Shem
    That rhymed lol
    
    Mar 22, 2018
  4. akki
    Surprisingly it turned out okay. If only it was like this always~
    
    Mar 22, 2018
3. Twilight Fox
  Akki, it is of my professional opinion that you have fallen in the water
  
  Mar 22, 2018
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  2. Nefasdetestasti
    So profession! *claps*
    
    Mar 22, 2018
  3. Twilight Fox
    Indeed, I would also recommend you to Dr.Fallen since he something off an expert on falling.
    
    Mar 22, 2018
  4. Nefasdetestasti
    Lost in the void it sèems.
    
    Mar 22, 2018
4. akki
  My sister calls the house phone which I answer. She then asks “you’re still at home?” ......................................................
  
  Mar 22, 2018
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  3. akki
    She’s not that bright sometimes but that just went beyond that~
    
    Mar 22, 2018
  4. GonZ555
    "Hello, you reached akki's household phone number. Please leave a message after the *beeeep*..."
    
    Mar 22, 2018
    
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  5. Twilight Fox
    Hello, is your refrigerator running?
    
    Mar 22, 2018
5. akki
  Grrr! Why hasn’t returning from the immortal world updated yet?
  
  Mar 21, 2018
6. akki
  Why does my battery always die quick on the days when I’m outside and really need my phone? Grrr!!!
  
  Mar 21, 2018
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  3. Raneday
    Actually maybe it's a sign akki?
    
    Though idk on what sign was it for
    
    Mar 21, 2018
    
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  4. Shem
    You need to bring power bank (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑ always
    
    Mar 21, 2018
  5. sweed
    Use Save Energy mode. My mobile phone can survive over 168h with that!
    
    Mar 21, 2018
7. Raneday
  http://listverse.com/2018/03/19/10-creepy-facts-about-cadavers/
  
  Mar 20, 2018
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  3. Raneday
    but those are the usual ones that I've found interesting yanno, the things that I usually links are the helpful/informative ones
    
    Like the coffee before for akki
    
    Mar 21, 2018
    
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  4. Raneday
    here Aliceshiki
    https://en.compathy.net/magazine/2016/06/16/weird-japanese-food/
    
    Mar 21, 2018
  5. AliceShiki
    This was fun! Especially the Ika dish, because I thought of Ika Musume! \(^^)/
    
    Mar 21, 2018
8. Enigma
  If you had to choose a specific shade of the color red what would you pick?
  
  You'd choose blood red wouldn't you @akki .....
  
  I'd pick crimson myself
  
  @AliceShiki @Ophious
  
  Mar 20, 2018
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  3. Nefasdetestasti
    Crimson.
    
    Mar 20, 2018
    
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  4. akki
    Crimson it is then. Hmm though I do like Erza’s hair colour as well which is scarlet~
    
    Mar 20, 2018
    
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  5. AliceShiki
    Hmmmmm... A bright and shining red~
    
    The particular one doesn't matter much, but it needs to be bright!
    
    Mar 20, 2018
9. Notaborax
  *boop*
  
  Mar 20, 2018
  2. akki
    Beep bop boo boop~
    
    Mar 20, 2018
    
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10. BlackKnightGodzilla
  How old are you?
  And have you ever tried beer and pizza?
  
  Mar 18, 2018
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  3. akki
    @leegood why’d you delete your comment?
    
    Mar 18, 2018
  4. leegood
    Unnnnnn~
    (18 to 30 years old) . <deleted comment
    
    Mar 18, 2018
  5. BlackKnightGodzilla
    Hmm...
    
    Mar 19, 2018
11. akki
  *bleurgh*
  
  Mar 18, 2018
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  2. leegood
    *huggles*
    
    Mar 18, 2018
    
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12. Shem
  You probably already have this:
  https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/368027285141323786/425014297115230261/64b81908f29383597b445d9ff415cdb3.jpg
  
  Mar 18, 2018
  2. akki
    I've seen it before but don't think I used it. Or I didn't use it for long~
    
    Mar 18, 2018
    
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  3. Shem
    I see xD
    
    Mar 18, 2018
  4. akki
    I think I didn't like it cos the image was never clear~
    
    Mar 18, 2018
13. akki
  I always thought The Lazy Swordmaster was a Japanese novel...
  
  Mar 18, 2018
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  2. Vyren
    Such a jp-esque name deserves the misunderstanding
    
    Mar 18, 2018
    
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  3. akki
    The lazy mc fits in with the Japanese characters as well~
    
    Mar 18, 2018
    
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  4. hothotpot
    but the way the story is told is different _(┐「ε:)_ i think?
    
    Mar 18, 2018
14. Matsurika
  *smug* my redhead is better than yours
  
  Mar 18, 2018
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  3. akki
    Oh~? When did it become your favourite? Oh and my win~ :P
    
    Mar 18, 2018
  4. Matsurika
    I don't know exactly when xD
    
    It's a tie!
    
    Mar 18, 2018
  5. akki
    Nope it’s definitely my win~
    
    Mar 18, 2018
15. Poor_Hero
  ah, dead guy as avatar D:
  
  Mar 17, 2018
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  2. hammyhamham
    DID I JUST GOT SPOILED?! QAQ
    
    Mar 18, 2018
    
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  3. akki
    Ehhhhhh! Shanks died?
    
    Mar 18, 2018
    
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  4. Poor_Hero
    Lol just kidding XD you guys are easy to fool
    
    Mar 18, 2018
    
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16. akki
  Soul land anime is surprisingly good~
  
  Mar 17, 2018
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  3. Reindeer
    Yeah, am downloading it offline atm
    
    Mar 17, 2018
  4. akki
    Nice~ the opening was amazing. I mean the bit before he takes his life. I liked that sequence.
    
    Mar 17, 2018
  5. Reindeer
    Yeah, it was really cool seeing something that wasn't in the novel. Although the OP doesn't seem to be showing much more than the first arc, it makes me worried that the anime will only go that far.
    
    Mar 17, 2018
17. akki
  It’s snowing~ waits no it’s sunny~ uh no it’s snowing~ no it’s sun- jeez weather make up your mind already!
  
  Mar 17, 2018
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  2. Haxagen
    But snowdays are more safe compared to @Ranedays.
    
    Mar 17, 2018
18. akki
  [I am Dortu]
  
  Mar 17, 2018
  2. Donutmindme
    For a minute there I thought it said Donut...XD
    
    Mar 17, 2018
    
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  3. akki
    Haha~ no way would I say that. I don’t wanna get eaten...
    
    Mar 17, 2018
    
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19. akki
  I wish there was a prequel to Douluo Dalu~
  
  Mar 16, 2018
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  3. Pudding Invasion
    ohh~ (o.o) sad life
    
    Mar 16, 2018
  4. Blitz
    Well it would be interesting but there really won't be much to cover so maybe a short story instead?
    
    Mar 16, 2018
  5. akki
    I’m not expecting something really long. But I think they could fill it up decently. From orphan child to when he jumps off and kills himself.
    
    Mar 16, 2018
20. Wujigege
  Refund for what haha
  
  Mar 14, 2018
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  2. Wujigege
    Ah I get it haha
    A surprise
    Thanks not bad
    
    Mar 14, 2018
  3. akki
    I do what I can~
    
    Mar 14, 2018
    
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How to kill boredom
I have tried to answer this question in the past.
I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
A search for how to kill boredom….

Finding boredom
So killing boredom ended in failure.
But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
How does one find out, where does one look?
When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..

Researching Boredom
I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
…’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...

Investigating Boredom
This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
Maybe I should join NUF…

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