Astaroth
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Astaroth

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When asking for help in TL corner provide full context... Oct 13, 2022

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Apr 15, 2024 at 9:52 PM
    1. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      The struggle when you see funny jokes, but they're off-topic and shouldn't be there. Do I like, report, both or pretend like I didn't see?
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      2. akki
        akki
        Inform the person to post it in the appropriate place. Then maybe report it so it can be moved
        May 22, 2016
      3. Shio
        Shio
        depend on the location and OP's reaction. If it's at novel discussion I would probably remind them to continue in other location.
        May 22, 2016
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      4. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        May 22, 2016
    2. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      English 2hard4me RIP in Peace
    3. Astaroth
      1. VixenKiss likes this.
      2. VixenKiss
        VixenKiss
        Is that a flamethrower...? Dude, no.
        May 22, 2016
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    4. VixenKiss
      VixenKiss
      Hur star det till?
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      2. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        You've got no idea how sore my back and shoulders are, and I think I've got something called prostatitis or w/e cause my little buddy is leaking droplets of fluid...

        You know all those Chinese jokes about sitting too much that your balls hurt? Well they're apparently not just jokes...

        p.s. mycket bra
        May 22, 2016
      3. VixenKiss
        VixenKiss
        Aww that sounds horrible, I hope you start feeling better!
        How come your back and shoulders are sore, is that from work?
        May 22, 2016
      4. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        nah I'm probably just sitting still all day without exercising.

        And I changed my title to "hyperbolist" yesterday for a reason lol, I'm no liar and honestly I should probably get myself checked up, but it was still said "in the spirit of a joke" type of thing. i.e. I wasn't trying to get any sympathy hugs.

        I mean it's probably my own bad so I'm not really complaining, even though it sucks pretty bad.
        May 22, 2016
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    5. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      Checked some ISSTH spoiler topic on reddit, BIG MISTAKE!!! I will regret this for life...
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      2. Casul Reader
        Casul Reader
        Curiosity 'did' kill Schrödinger's cat. So the 'literal' in your sentence was unnecessary~
        May 22, 2016
      3. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        May 22, 2016
      4. VixenKiss
        VixenKiss
        Uh oh..! I'm sorry to hear that :/
        May 22, 2016
    6. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      You know what's worse than bad novels? Great ones that become mediocre, even though they're still much better, you just feel disappointed...
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      2. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        With a bad story you can see it from miles away and just ignore it, don't even have to read more than the first few chapters, but in a great story you will become invested and it will be a so much worse feeling when your excitement gradually decline...
        May 22, 2016
    7. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      Wait, what? Bringing the farm to the other world's MC becomes an OP xianxia protag at some point? I thought he couldn't train martial arts.
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Isn't that how most authors are like?
        May 21, 2016
      3. Satan
        Satan
        Most do, but it depends on how obvious they make it
        May 21, 2016
      4. kyuukestu
        kyuukestu
        yep~
        May 21, 2016
    8. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
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      2. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        @akki those ARE the lyrics
        May 18, 2016
      3. akki
        akki
        I want my money back
        May 18, 2016
      4. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        Nobody refunds NOMA Brain Power, nobody!
        May 18, 2016
    9. Astaroth
      1. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        @Tony read and approve every review on his own, manually?
        May 16, 2016
      2. Little Dragon
        Little Dragon
        I guess so.
        May 16, 2016
    10. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      For anybody who likes to roleplay / make their PC female in MMO's (and is male), at least make your username male or neutral.
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      3. asriu
        asriu
        I hope you will never find that
        May 13, 2016
      4. VixenKiss
        VixenKiss
        What if we're female and make our avatar male? : o
        May 22, 2016
      5. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        @VixenKiss then I assume vice versa, can't really say for sure though since I don't have any experience with that.

        That said since there's more guys then girls playing I think chances are they would just be pleasantly surprised and incessantly bother you instead. (which isn't necessarily any less awkward)
        May 22, 2016
    11. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      There's nothing like how filtering genre's work for filtering out origin? I.e. not showing releases that are CN/JP/KR instead of a genre tag
      1. Westeller
        Westeller
        Filtering...?

        I know the Series Finder lets you search by language/novel type.

        EDIT: Oh, I get what you mean now. Err. I don't think so? No
        May 12, 2016
      2. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        Yeah I mean the release filtering on NU. You can select tags you don't want to see releases for.

        sry if it looks confusing but it's hard to work with 420 character restrictions...
        May 12, 2016
    12. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      How do I contact someone if they've blocked PM's and don't allow profile posts? Is there some other way to ask a question or two?
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      3. asriu
        asriu
        may be they turn of online setting or ignore you, IDK about ignore effect since never use that function
        May 10, 2016
      4. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        @Parth37955 speaking of ignore, is there a way to filter out newsfeed from certain people but still see their post? Maybe some people have a tendency of spamming/ cluttering the screen but you don't really have a problem with them if you get what I mean?
        May 10, 2016
      5. Asakura Ouryuu
        Asakura Ouryuu
        Ignore make you unable to see any post of the person you ignored, they also can't go to your profile page (that's what people say, no one ever ignored me). There's a setting in the [privacy] section that make people you don't follow can't enter your profile page, post in your profile page or send you ant PM
        May 10, 2016
    13. Astaroth
      1. Little Dragon and Westeller like this.
      2. Satan
        Satan
        The onion is my #1 news source
        May 10, 2016
    14. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      I think I might have to put up big fat disclaimers at the top of my posts, if I ever make any again (which I probably will).
    15. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      The struggle with "arguments" against yourself that are completely irrelevant or based on misunderstandings...
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      3. Eternal Liar
        Eternal Liar
        The hardest battle to win is against those who does not realise they have lost.
        May 3, 2016
      4. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        But that's the thing, right. If you're not even talking about the same then you can't really say that they're wrong or "lost" either.
        May 3, 2016
      5. Eternal Liar
        Eternal Liar
        Everything is subjective here, you can only win against an intelligent person who is willing to admit defeat for they can admit they are wrong.

        Just leave those "arguments" and convince yourself it was not worth it
        May 3, 2016
    16. Astaroth
      Astaroth
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      2. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        It might be thick, but it's still sensitive.
        Apr 30, 2016
      3. Risus
        Risus
        ...lewd...
        May 1, 2016
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      4. Astaroth
        May 1, 2016
    17. Raphael
      Raphael
      I like to give credit when I see something that deserves it because I know I get a bit happy when I myself am complimented, so anyway kudos on the Warlock review, had a good laugh at chalking up CD's laws as Deep shit/profound and mysterious crap =D
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      2. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        As long as it's magic everyone apparently love the vague bs which doesn't really say anything at all and can't help but ask for more. But then someone says "science" and suddenly they want a 10 page long thesis about it that they'll never ever read.
        Apr 28, 2016
      3. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        If anything PMG & MGA have proven that simple is best. (except for ISSTH ofc)
        Apr 28, 2016
    18. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      Anyone interested in game design (or just want to read some interesting articles in general because they're bored) I'd recommend Sirlin
      1. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        http://www.sirlin.net/article-archive/

        And while not particularly about game design "Playing to Win" is a highly recommended read, just overall.

        And while being something like an echoing chamber at times, I'd also suggest listening to his podcasts.
        Apr 22, 2016
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    19. Little Dragon
      Little Dragon
      WELCOME TO NUF!!! <3 Enjoy your time here!!!
      (here you go, your very own welcome) :)
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      2. Arcadia Blade
        Arcadia Blade
        Welcome to NUF!
        Apr 20, 2016
    20. Astaroth
      Astaroth
      What's with people saying "No you're wrong, this is what happened" and that part about what happened is a copy paste of what you just said?
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      2. Risus
        Risus
        On a more serious note; perhaps they just misinterpreted whatever you said?
        Apr 17, 2016
      3. Astaroth
        Astaroth
        Yeah, just like that. @Recklezz I didn't literally mean copy n paste. I meant like how Risus put it. That said, yeah cnp ftw
        Apr 17, 2016
      4. Recklezz
        Recklezz
        It is also annoying when a person says "What!?" when they clearly heard what you said, but still says what...
        Apr 17, 2016
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