Shem

┃ᐕ) ⁾⁾「Lv 69 BL Hunter」☆ Vrelty's Seme ♤♡ ꪋς꧖ ☆, 27, from Hell

Shem was last seen:: Apr 24, 2024 at 7:51 PM

1. wolf.prince
  *hugs Shem chan nya*
  #MyDailyHugForShemChanToLetHerKnowThatSheWillForeverBeMyAdorableLittleBabyNieceNya
  
  Mar 21, 2018
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  2. wolf.prince
    I nearly missed a day on the 170th day....
    
    Mar 21, 2018
    
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  3. Shem
    *jumps hug auntie*
    It's still 170th day /o/
    
    Mar 22, 2018
    
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2. Raidou99
  *reads posts*.... I see, pickup lines are her weakness... Lemme give it a try...
  
  You have a body smaller than taiga aisaka and hands smaller than donald trump,
  
  You have a brain smaller than the fruit fly and flipping tables as a signature move,
  
  I don't think i will be getting bored of u anytime soon!
  
  *pfft* i suck at rhyming... Well never intended to do that in the first place so...
  
  Mar 21, 2018
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  3. Shem
    *kicks @raidou99's crotch*
    *stabs his balls*
    :>
    
    Mar 22, 2018
  4. wolf.prince
    *stabs @raidou99 100 times*
    *huggles Shemmy* There there~
    
    Mar 22, 2018
  5. Raidou99
    *kamui*
    
    Mar 22, 2018
3. Raidou99
  *throws bl bait, catches and ties loli, takes the tied loli to the public library where no bl is available*
  
  *pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat*
  
  #MyDailyPattingOfTheLoli
  
  Mar 21, 2018
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  2. Shem
    Noooooo! I want BL ! Q.O
    
    Mar 22, 2018
  3. wolf.prince
    *sneaks a bl manga in for Shemmy*
    
    Mar 22, 2018
  4. Raidou99
    *burns the bl manga with amaterasu*
    
    Mar 22, 2018
4. Skullie
  I don’t know the real time anymore....
  
  Mar 21, 2018
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  3. Shem
    o.o and I was already sleeping the time you posted it XD
    
    Mar 22, 2018
  4. Skullie
    XD
    
    Mar 22, 2018
  5. sweed
    Time is relative. *still running away*
    
    Mar 22, 2018
5. Osamaru
  *rolls Shem around*
  
  Mar 21, 2018
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  3. Osamaru
    That would make it even Harder!
    
    Mar 22, 2018
  4. Shem
    *osan rolls down the hill instead*
    
    Mar 22, 2018
    
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  5. Osamaru
    三( ε: )三(.ω.)三( :3 )三('ω')三( ε: )
    *uses the momentum to roll over Shem's House*
    
    Mar 22, 2018
6. sweed
  Knock Knock.
  
  Mar 21, 2018
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  2. Shem
    Who's there? <.<;;
    
    Mar 22, 2018
  3. sweed
    It's knock and dash. *runs away*
    
    Mar 22, 2018
  4. Shem
    *throws brick at him* -_-
    
    Mar 22, 2018
7. Razogul
  *Looks at avatar.* I see...you had a fun time.
  
  Mar 21, 2018
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  2. Shem
    ಠ_ಠ what do ya mean?
    
    Mar 21, 2018
  3. Osamaru
    Hohohooh
    
    Mar 21, 2018
8. The Ram
  Lover of vrelty,
  Master of cringe,
  Chaser of BL,
  and hater of PL. (pickup lines)
  
  Try as I might I can't get you to love me,
  my lines get shot down and feelings distorted.
  You act innocent but your signature says otherwise
  Couldn't care less, cause you're perfect all the time.
  
  @Kudaranai Poem 1/3
  #DailyCringePostOnShem'sProfile
  
  Mar 21, 2018
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  3. Blitz
    Do you want me to link you to the poems you and smile exchanged earlier
    
    Mar 21, 2018
  4. The Ram
    I dont mind because, you gotta hand it to her,
    she's pretty great at poems y'know.
    Honestly the whole fact that ship even happened made me laugh out loud for 5 minutes without stop.
    
    Mar 21, 2018
  5. Blitz
    Too bad you can't simply ship someone who hasn't been here for a week.
    
    Mar 21, 2018
9. Skullie
  *summon @EviL so she doesn’t misunderstand the situation*
  I’m gonna make the joke now~
  Are you explosives? Because you make my heart explode into fireworks~
  
  Mar 21, 2018
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  3. Shem
    …i'm not joking (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
    
    Mar 21, 2018
  4. Osamaru
    *eats popcorn* (ψ｀∇´)
    
    Mar 21, 2018
  5. Skullie
    Nyahahaha~
    It’s ossan’s fault!!
    
    Mar 21, 2018
10. Vrelty
  are you F5 key? because you are refreshing~ *wink*
  
  Mar 21, 2018
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  3. Vrelty
    Ackk!! husbando it hurts!! QAQ
    
    Mar 21, 2018
  4. Shem
    I can easily grab your hair because we almost of the same height, you shota~ :3
    
    Mar 21, 2018
    
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  5. Vrelty
    you are more shorter than me you overshort loli~
    *ruffle hair*
    
    Mar 21, 2018
11. SquadCammander354
  Good morning~! OwO) /
  
  So, I lost some files after the device transfer. (≖ᴗ≖ )
  
  Mar 21, 2018
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  3. SquadCammander354
    Traps are better~!
    
    Mar 21, 2018
  4. Shem
    You don't have traps anymore ↜(ψ｀∇´)ψ
    
    Mar 21, 2018
    
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  5. SquadCammander354
    No worries, my favorites are still saved on nhentai~! (ψ｀∇´)ψ
    
    Mar 21, 2018
12. The Ram
  Even if you're a fujoshi, that can't stop my eternal love for you~♥ Our fates are bound together!
  
  @Kudaranai 2/5
  #DailyCringePostOnShem'sProfile
  
  Mar 21, 2018
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  3. The Ram
    @Shem Ships do nothing in and of itself, also I just noticed, damn you for being exactly 3 months older than me
    
    also this kind of behaviour makes me want do just tease you more
    (˵ ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°˵)ﾉ⌒♡*:･。.
    
    Mar 21, 2018
  4. Shem
    Nyahahahahaha ↜(ψ｀∇´)ψyou should call me senpai then..
    
    And stop giving me pick up lines!!! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ it's cringy!
    
    Mar 21, 2018
  5. The Ram
    Never♥ MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    I shall not persist until my love is reprocriated
    
    Mar 21, 2018
13. Haxagen
  You must be a match, since you set peoples' hearts alight.
  
  #DailyCringePostOnShem'sProfile
  
  Mar 21, 2018
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  2. Effugium
    *cringes*
    
    Mar 21, 2018
  3. Shem
    ……*heavily cringes*
    
    Mar 21, 2018
14. Sorairo
  >.> how do you always know what im doing
  
  Mar 21, 2018
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  3. akki
    Stalker Shem...
    
    Mar 21, 2018
  4. Effugium
    Sutoka shem
    
    Mar 21, 2018
  5. Shem
    ………i only like the post in new profile posts! QwQ
    
    Mar 21, 2018
15. Osamaru
  Q.Q So tired. Should not have slept late.
  Need Coffee.
  
  #MyDailyPostingOnShem'sProfileSoSheKnowsShe'sStuckWithMe.
  
  Mar 21, 2018
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  3. Osamaru
    I didn't! BWHAHAHAHAH! ^____^
    
    _(:3」∠)_
    
    Mar 21, 2018
  4. Shem
    Good o.o
    
    Mar 21, 2018
    
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  5. Osamaru
    How's your day been?
    
    Mar 21, 2018
16. Evil
  *give @Shem Killer Queen*
  
  Mar 21, 2018
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  3. Evil
    A stand?
    
    Mar 21, 2018
  4. Shem
    Stand? O.o or title?
    
    Mar 21, 2018
  5. Evil
    Stand
    
    Mar 21, 2018
17. Deleted member 36162
  *cough*
  
  Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
  
  Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
  
  #PickUpLinesDay
  
  Mar 21, 2018
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  3. Deleted member 36162
    *pats Kouhai*
    At least I tried......
    *looks the other way*
    
    Mar 21, 2018
  4. Shem
    Please, spare me _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):_
    
    Mar 21, 2018
    
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  5. Deleted member 36162
    *cough*
    
    Mar 21, 2018
18. Corensi
  Though you are the epitome of innocence, this creature of the crimson darkness cannot help but be drawn to you.
  
  Mar 21, 2018
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  3. The Ram
    My goodness, @Shem It seems like the CG Family combo wants you dead today,
    
    Try not to cringe to death on the pickup lines today, they've gotten really out of hand....also for your own safety, don't look at the chuuni pick-up thread
    
    Mar 21, 2018
  4. Corensi
    Ah well, worth a shot.
    
    And look at the thread. Don't listen to @Alkhazix *smiles innocently*
    
    Mar 21, 2018
  5. Shem
    ಠ_ಠ ewwww.. Pick-up…………
    
    Mar 21, 2018
19. The Ram
  *Uses Mustache magic to stab your eyes*
  For not enjoying pick-up line cheesiness
  
  Mar 21, 2018
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  3. Deleted member 36162
    Which moustache?
    
    Mar 21, 2018
  4. The Ram
    my new mustache, the one Kuda stole off of shem
    
    Mar 21, 2018
  5. Shem
    :> *grabs @Alkhazix head and tabs his eyes using a rusty spoon*
    
    Mar 21, 2018
20. Kudaranai
  *steals your hidden mustache*
  you'll grow one again soon enough
  
  Mar 21, 2018
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  3. Kudaranai
    I-I'll give you a strand of my fur instead...
    
    Mar 21, 2018
  4. Shem
    That will make me sneeze! ಠ_ಠ
    I'll tell this to your sister!
    
    Mar 21, 2018
  5. Kudaranai
    dun... wha-what about a horn? this one's good yes?
    
    Mar 21, 2018
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◌Yaoi logic: If your peepee is so tiny, you don't have to worry because your fate is to be an uke!◌

Grandpa: @Cupcake Ninja, @Blitz
Grandma: @kyuukestu
Mom: @Katsono
Dad: @Miyuu
Adoptive Daddy: @Willheim
Stepdad: @Incarneous, @The Everdistant Utopia
Uncle: @Archaic pickle, @Frozen ink, @Slaynbr @no168_92, @Quaesitor, @Lonelycity, @Spfere
Aunt: @Crau, @Nahrenne
Brother: @Ken The One-Eyed Suicidal, @skullie, @hatchy, @KuroOkami, @linbe
Sister: @pkitty, @alexfilia, @eseul, @pocketbear, @kuroinfinity, @luna rossa, @lavenderia
Step-sister: @Kuma desu, @Kysil
Cousin: @Haxagen, @Unsleepyknight, @Infinity sword
Waifu: @Vrelty
Daughter: @smaky, @Hakuru, @Up-chan, @NEU paciFIST, @jullia, @sylvie
Son: @Naraku
Butler: @lexlangel
Niece: @iblush, @leegood, @AnoeticDuckling, @Novela, @Sorairo
Nephew: @aueneg, @Hotato, @The Ram
Granddaughter: @Aquaa, @Queenypie
Pet: @Osamaru, @nekorin, @Liliruca Arde, @Matamaru, @Sagely Old Man, @Marbles
Food: @Midnight Rain, @Land of the fallen, @GonZ555
Master: @Evil, @Little evil
Sensei: @BB_Tensei
Senpai: @Kurono
Kouhai: @nerdexpress, @blues86, @potatofriez, @xieljhane, @Shizuka Mikki, @Popipopipoi, @AmIacat, @Choloy, @Hakumachan
Commander: @SquadCammander354
Playmate: @Rilise

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