Comments on Profile Post by Abox

Which one?

Something in my arm..

Put some ice or slowly massage the painful area..

I can’t move D:

I’m being slept on...

Hahaha..

Your bf or smth is sleeping on you? Or your pet? Or BOTH? You know, cuz maybe you're a sadist and he's your maso pig. (Jk)

My gf is sprawled over me and I’m using my phone with one hand... @////@

You didin't deny the s&m thingy...

I-I’m not an S I swear!
。・°°・(＞_＜)・°°・。

Why are you only defending yourself? What about your gf?

Uhh... idk... I’m pretty sure she’s not an M tho @.@

You can never be sure... you should ask her. If not for laughs... then for her increased pleasure during sex.

Gf: *bring a whip on the next sleepover*

Hoi I’m still too young for that >/////<

You're 17. Seems plenty old to me. Hell. I would've had sex with my ex if I didin't have low self-esteem.

Legal age is 18 in the US...

US... do they still follow rules ?

Dude. Girl. Or whichever gender you really are. I'm pretty sure the age you're allowed to have sex is lower than that. In Finland it's 16.

No offense, just somehow my depiction of US is weirdly chaotic..

I’m not a bad person who goes around breaking rules~!! >.<
And the US is dumb, can’t even drink until 21...

Just checked. It depends on the state.

It’s 18 in my state

@Abox. You have friends, yes? How many of them are minors and still drink? And I can legally buy alcohol the next year.

All the kids here get alcohol from their parents...

See? Even they drink. So you could at least have sex. And assuming you're a guy, stop using pocket pussies. Or fleshlights. Or the classics. Aka da hands. Why am I trying to convince you to have sex...? Hmm. Oh. I know. To increase the amount of hot lesbian sex going around the world. Again assuming your gender specification is true. My work here is done.

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*place hands over abox ear*

Nah~
I won't say to follow rules~
Since I myself don't follow them~
I started to drink with 10 after all~

But it's not bad to follow rules too~
If there is something that is true is that: "it's not because everyone does something, that it will be something good~"

Abox~
Do the things you wish to~
Not the things others think you should~
*Pat pat*

Re-enactment

*Sees Bielt patting the "defeated" Abox*

On the plus side, I'm still here.

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