Comments on Profile Post by Osamaru

o.o....uh....*looks around for a nice plot to bury the dog*

QAQ *was disposed of*

not "disposed of", but simply given a nice dirt bath >.>

That sounds even worse!

（−＿−；）I realized that it sounded something a mafia member would say....
*takes out a plate of warm cookies* Accept my sincerest apologies! *shoves all of them in your face*

*chokes to death on cookies*

Gah! I killed the puppy!! (>.>) (<.<) (>.>)
Is it appropriate to give you a dirt bath now?

*cops bust the door down*
We'll take that as a confession!

Uwa! It was an accident!!! *yells while running away*

*cops chases after her*

*Puppy revives some time later and raids her fridge*

Ah! *sees the thieving puppy, does a quick 180 turn, and runs to glomp*
Look! He's alive!!
*whispers in puppy's ears* (you don't steal food from a lady unless you really wanna die (งಠ_ಠ)ง )