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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. Skullie
      Skullie
      *hug*
      1. akki
        akki
        *steals your money while pretending to hug you*
        Apr 26, 2018
      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        *have no money*
        Apr 26, 2018
    2. Kudaranai
      Kudaranai
      Would you feel strongly negative if someone gave you an icon?
      1. akki
        akki
        Not particularly~
        Apr 26, 2018
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      2. Kudaranai
        Kudaranai
        Okay, I'll buy you a coffee.
        Good day~
        Apr 26, 2018
        akki likes this.
      3. akki
        akki
        Cheers~
        Apr 26, 2018
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    3. Asakura Ouryuu
      Asakura Ouryuu
      I see your new profession... Nice


      Psst~ Here take this~ *stealthily give @akki a letter of recomendation to the Shady Alleyway Organization or SAO for short*
      1. akki, Effugium and Shem like this.
      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        I also see it
        but I can't read the damn font
        Apr 24, 2018
      3. akki
        akki
        What font?
        Apr 25, 2018
    4. Anitadhiman18
      Anitadhiman18
      why the tofu???
      1. akki
        akki
        I was at a Japanese food place~
        Apr 25, 2018
        Anitadhiman18 likes this.
    5. akki
      akki
      Tofu is weird~
      1. Shem likes this.
      2. Anon Ymous
        Anon Ymous
        why?
        Apr 22, 2018
      3. Blushy
        Blushy
        tofu is good ~
        Apr 22, 2018
    6. Bielt
      Bielt
      *looks around*
      1. akki and Shem like this.
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      3. Bielt
        Bielt
        *don't see akki around*
        *Goes sneak into his coffee storage*
        Apr 21, 2018
      4. akki
        akki
        @Ophious stock up on your coffee. I may need to “borrow” some again~
        Apr 25, 2018
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      5. Bielt
        Bielt
        Fu fu Fu~
        Don't worry~
        I am just borrowing a bit~
        :3
        Apr 26, 2018
    7. Fossil
      Fossil
      *presents tea*
      1. akki likes this.
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      3. Fossil
        Fossil
        then give me all of your money!
        Apr 23, 2018
      4. akki
        akki
        Sure~ that’ll be $1M please~
        Apr 23, 2018
      5. Fossil
        Fossil
        Apr 23, 2018
    8. Matsurika
    9. akki
    10. Aiiee
      Aiiee
      ˚* ੈ✩‧₊˚+:•*∴”:˚* ੈ✩‧₊˚.•♬✧˚* ੈ✩‧₊˚*+:•*✧*。٩(ˊO ˋ ृ ) *cheers on Akki*
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      2. akki
        akki
        *throws Aiiee into the air and catches*
        Apr 13, 2018
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      3. Aiiee
        Aiiee
        o(^▽^)o Uwah!
        Apr 13, 2018
        akki likes this.
      4. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        Back back?
        Apr 13, 2018
    11. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      Akkyun~! What are you selling?
      1. akki and Aiiee like this.
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        D: I want a discount, I'm broke
        Apr 13, 2018
      4. akki
        akki
        That’s with discount. Usually I charge $99~
        Apr 13, 2018
      5. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        VIPs get more services *w*
        Apr 13, 2018
    12. Emmyy
      Emmyy
      Hi, hows your day? I might have to stop by and get a kabob later.. But Im a vampire now so. Maybe I just need to bite the neck of someone who just came out of Tasty Kabob
      1. akki likes this.
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Rice with cheese <3
        Apr 13, 2018
      4. akki
        akki
        .....never!
        Apr 13, 2018
      5. Matsurika
    13. akki
      akki
      A cute chick~ nice
      1. Matsurika and The Divine Queen like this.
      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        \o/

        Waiting for it to grow *w* I keep craving roasted chicken...
        Apr 12, 2018
        akki likes this.
    14. EvilMc
      EvilMc
      Hmmmmmmmmmm
      1. Shem likes this.
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      3. EvilMc
        EvilMc
        Hmmmmmm
        Apr 12, 2018
        Lovely likes this.
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Apr 12, 2018
        Lovely likes this.
      5. Lovely
        Lovely
        aushduasdhasudhsaud
        Apr 17, 2018
        akki and Matsurika like this.
    15. anzuda
      anzuda
      *squint at the avi* ... Tokyo Necro?
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      2. anzuda
        anzuda
        Necro. not Neko Anon
        Apr 12, 2018
      3. Anon Ymous
        Anon Ymous
        oh nekro i see
        Apr 12, 2018
      4. akki
        akki
        No idea where it’s from~
        Apr 12, 2018
    16. akki
      akki
      10 commandments~ (don’t comment people cos imma delete them)
      1. Shem likes this.
      2. akki
      3. akki
    17. yuzuki
      yuzuki
      *hugs akki*
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *hugs back*
        Apr 11, 2018
        yuzuki likes this.
      3. akki
        akki
        *carries on with his business while still hugging you* this probably looks weird to everyone else..
        Apr 11, 2018
        yuzuki likes this.
    18. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      Wait, it's dangerous to go alone! Here, take this!
      1. Shem likes this.
      2. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        [Player @akki has obtained "Mysterious Red Liquid Vial" with Radiation sybol on it]
        Apr 10, 2018
      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        ......
        Is that my blood?
        Apr 10, 2018
    19. akki
      akki
      Who wants an icon~?
      1. Anon Ymous
        Apr 10, 2018
      2. akki
        akki
        Too late I guess~
        Apr 10, 2018
      3. Anon Ymous
        Apr 10, 2018
    20. jamechi
      jamechi
      You've retired? Yes, now all the jams are mine \o/
      1. Matsurika and akki like this.
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      3. jamechi
        jamechi
        Hm... good question.... go back to work!
        Apr 10, 2018
        akki likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Hahahahaha~
        Apr 10, 2018
      5. jamechi
        jamechi
        D:
        Don't go off selling mango colas or jams!!
        Apr 10, 2018
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    Gender:
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    Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor
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    [ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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