Comments on Profile Post by Fossil

That's what you said, but the FBI watchlist said otherwise.

...I thought you didn't read the paperwork?

I don't...
I'm just saying whatever... So you really are...

Just the FBI's? ... I expected more from @Fossil

Ah, I'm wanted internationally. I just change my disguise too often. And the FBI is watching me since the previous two times I masqueraded as a loli, so they think I'm a lolicon or something.

Wait!What? A grown man dressing as a little girl*hello is this the FBI*

...Not dressing, I was one. Skin and all.

.. You skinned @Shem to make a costume!?

*Yes as I was saying*

Hello officer. Yeah, we got your friend here. Yes, he'll be dropping by for tea.

No, I just rewrote my body a bit. Used a bit of transformation magic too.

Thats.................................Gay

FBI is not the only one watching him tho~
My friend, the shady organs merchant also have him on his watchlist~

I have no organs though? ...Well, at least none that are functional.

Hohoho~ Who said that friend of mine put you in his watchlist for your organ?

Also, he actually doesn't deal/sell any organs...

Well, at least not the normal kind of organ you usually found on the human black market~

*psst*Got his contacts??

Oh? Then what does he do?

He doesn't have contact...

You have to go to the shadiest back alleyway.. oh don't bring any kind of light or he won't come...

Dat's a trap.

Who know~ Most of the time I see him, he was dealing with monsters and other exotic "organs"

Meh, I'm immortal and I can also see in the dark.

@Westeller Psst~ Don't say that~

Not even immortal dare to visit that alleyway without some urgent business tho~

Maybe unkillable is more like it? I'm friends with death, after all.

Friends with death~Psssh~Deaths my wife

That natural-law of that place is different from other place..
Once, I saw 2 Death staring at each other.. One was inside the alleyway looking at the other Death outside...

@Lil K.O, is that why you're constantly getting killed? And revived? Because you're trying to see your ex-wife?

And even then it doesn't matter~ I'll figure it out~

Hey~it complicated ~*starts looking around*

*Stabs @Lil K.O right in the heart and head* Death sends her regards...

*Gives thump up a @Kami Association then dies*

*sees @Lil K.O revive*

Rejected again?

*acting smug*She's just playing hard to get

Is that why you have one less leg now?

Its soo she can see me again much

You keep telling yourself that. That forged marriage certificate doesn't count for anything either.

*Inject immortality serum to @Lil K.O without anyone noticing and pats him on the shoulder* There there~ My cousin can be hard sometime~

I knew that she wouldn't be an easy woman ,but I ain't gonna give up

...

*saw everything*
*chooses to ignore it*
*eats popcorn to watch the show*