Rich? Dunno, I comment sometimes when people look for something they forgot or for a joke, but I don't really use the site much or go through the options. So it piled up a bit.
*Hits it with a pokeball a few more times* No! It's just playing dead! Here watch! Any second now it's gonna jump up and try and escape!
There there. Don't feel bad. It was mostly a crime against nature bred and escaped from some labs, thankfully, the idiot responsible for them forgot to instill a(n) (un)natural sense for procreation. It would have died out in a couple years anyway looking at its fellow mishaps data.
Sorry man, already got a gig four parallel universes to the left that day. Pays better from what I have seen on MyVoid.
To be fair it will be forgotten like many other things but I like throwing in some of my own thoughts to see what response comes out.