Comments on Profile Post by Deleted member 97520

Buy me a fan while you're at it. I wanna try eating horsies too. I want you to chop their dicks off and slap someone with it. It would be hilarious.

I'm thinking of cutting my mane as well. Although... that would be like admitting defeat against that Russell guy. My mane is better than his. Fuck dat guy. I should trim my beard a little bit to make it more fabulous. Btw. I'm bored.

I think @Butters is @Adelpha. Although I'm prolly wrong. But @Butters is a girl. There's so little girls here. I hope she isn't young like that brat @Peppyfox. Geez. Not even knowing what dropping the soap references to. She didin't even know what 69 meant... nor did she go ask her parents what dropping the soap meant. It would've been so funny to see her asking her parents that.

Huh. So Adelpha either changed her acc name or deleted it. I'm gonna take a nap. Or eat smth. Remember to bring me that chihuahua meat. And slap someone with horse's dick. I'm so funny. I even find my jokes hilarious. Myself and Me don't agree tho.

I don't think I would be able to offer you anything edible on this forum much less a palatable ice cream.

And penultimately, I am not going to slaughter anything. Don't want to become a target of dog lovers' wrath.

And as far as the matter about this person called @Butters goes, it's better not to assume their gender without any solid proof, for it's a matter filled with quite a few intricacies.

Those fuckers. I should hang them while they're masturbating... although that would be like hanging myself (this is grtting confusing...) while I'm stroking... what was it? My Little Joke or smth. I can't remember what I named my dick in our converstation. Maybe Dirty Little Joke. Although that's kinda insulting. My dick ain't a joke. Fuck 420 characrer limit.

Someday... Imma buy that thing which allows me to write how much I want to these stupid comments and bend the limit over a table.

Oh. I saw a profile post on her profile. Lavended smth called her a she. So I think it's safe to assume.

I see. Btw, can't you go out and fetch yourself an ice cream?

The shops are too far away. And it's hot outside. Whaddya think, dumbass?

That you are too lazy to go outside and so are presenting me an excuse.

Wow. It's like you can read my mind. Also, the shops closed at 9pm. It's 9.02pm right now.

So early?

Well. There are a few shops that are open 24/7 and to 10pm. But that's besides the point. Why? Bcuz I decided so.

Also. You didin't say anything about that slapping someone with a horse dick thingy. Are you gonna do it? Do ittt!!!

If you will do it, you should slap a soccer mom with it. They're so annoying... I mean, omg. It was just a little dirty tackle, and then this soccer mommy gets her rage on about it. She was hot tho. So I didin't mind much. I think she wasn't wearing bra either. Although... that could just be me trying to make the memory subconsciously more erotic.

Ugh, your laziness knows no bounds. Somewhere out there, there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe and move. You shall owe it an apology, should you not stop being laziness and take advantage of your feet.

And hell no, I am not going to do anything like that.

Well, I agree that soccer moms can sometimes be quite a fracious bunch.

Why nottt?!? It would be funny. You could be like... "Psst! Hey! Is your husband not enough? No? *slap her with a horse dick*. There. Take that."... it sounded funnier in my head. Also, Imma just ignore that laziness comment. I'm still fit and I will start training again when I move out of my mom's place.

Did you mean feracious? Omg. I finally saw @RTS making a grammar mistake. I can now die peacfully.

Good to know that you have decided to start working out again. Also, I'mma just ignore that horse dick comment.

No, I meant fractious. Just missed the 't' in-between.

Oh. I know what that means. *quickly checks google translate*... okay. But you still made a grammar mistake. Huhuhuhu. Annddd... stop copying me. Only I can ignore comments.

You know you are bored when you start pointing out my inconsequential grammatical mistakes.


And why am I not allowed to ignore your comments?

Cuz I have so thick and strong Precense... yes. I made a dick joke. Sue me.

Ye shalt appear in the court after two days to provide an explanation as to why thou made a dick joke.
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If people started suing you for something like that, then you sure as hell would be damned into a cold jail for the rest of your life.

I don't make THAT many dick jokes. Although I used to make period ones. Not anymore tho.

I am currently facing a dilemma of the highest order.

One part of me wants to believe what you just said whilst the other thinks you are spewing pure piffle.

Dafuq is piffle? Is that some fancy way of sayin' shit? Anyway. I don't make many dick jokes and I used to make period jokes. There. I repeated it so your little lizard brain could understand it.

The word 'piffle' means nonsense.


Anyway, I'mma ignore that insult about my brain.

There, I once again copied you.

*sighhhh*... unacceptable. Anyway. I'm gonna masturbate now. Thought you wanted to know. Ciao!

I would have appreciated if you did not inform me about that.

Anyway, enjoy yourself to the fullest, I guess?

Alright. I'm done. Do you wanna know how many times I came?

No, I don't want to know that.


Anyway, it's time for me to get back to studying. And you should be off to bed as well.

But I wanna play Crysis 3.

Alright. Play it, then.

@Papercut. My brother was sitting next to me while we were chatting that day and he didn't know what that meant.. He was shocked stiff by the other things you said but he didn't know the soap thing. And he is older than you..

He was shocked stiff? Lol. Nice choice of words. I'm stiff right now. Anyway. I'm just thrusting my Expectation at you... omg. I made another dick joke. Dropping the soap and ending up raped is more like an american thing anyway. It's okay if you didin't know about it. And I was just bored and hot and sleepy. Weird shit comes up in my mind when it's muddled.

so basically your mind is always muddled *sigh*

Well... I actually don't know how to respond to that. Hmm. More like I usually come up with weird shit in my mind, but when I'm sleepy my mind comes up with even weirder shit.

Anyway. Did your bro think I'm funny? Bcuz I think I'm funny... sometimes.

tbh He was disgusted ^^

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I think I don't like your brother.

you don't need to like him ... anyways its not like he likes you either

Mhm. I'm just gonna go back to sleep now.

good night.. and make sure that you don't die in your sleep ^^