Comments on Profile Post by Fossil

Lewd.

*pokes more*

Ecchi.

*rubs the authoritah*

H-hentai!

*rubs faster*

Dunno what comes after hentai.

@AliceShiki, maybe? As representative of all things extremely lewd.

*gasps*

Don't put me on that level!

Hey! I have limits too! I'm not that lewd! >.<

...Then what would you do next?! Hold hands?!

... Maybe... >.>

LEWD!!!!!!!!!!!!

>.<

Any defense?

What comes after hand holding, Foot Tears. (This is an actually real thing that happens in a manga)

I know this because it was on daily laughs.

....
Alewd, any last words?

....
@Blitz, I summon you. Charge!!!

@SquadCammander354 you lack the authoritah

......*has an item that can rank you up 3 times*

How about now? >.>;;

I like cake!

She likes cake...cake has cream...lewd! Marked as guilty! There’s no saving her!

.......Cookies n' Cream, the Ice Cream? O.O

That's a huge leap in logic... >.>

ADHD can do that to you.

........*I was diagnosed with that as a kid*

You and 100% of kids actually tested for ADHD have ADHD. Pfft.

But the doctor also thought I had autism.

Omg my child is so hyper! He just doesn't listen to me at all!

Dr. Oz, tell me, what can I do about this behavior!?!

Well, ma'am. You have two options. You can either accept that you are now a parent and learn to act like one, or we can give your kid some medication to calm him down. Take your pick~

That's probably how it went, but in Spanish, and the doctor was Chinese.

In that case the prescription can be anything from debatably effective herbal remedies to correcting the Feng Shi in your home. That, or we feed the child the umbilical cord of another child because somehow that'll make him more balanced or something.

Chinese medicine goes from mystical to just freaky on a dime.

And now I take no meds~

Altho since we're talking about a child's misbehavior, I've heard beatings do remarkably well at teaching the kid not to bring dishonor on the family. .. Or, y'know, you can get rid of 'em and try again with a new kid~

As a child, my fathers belt would always scare me. O.O

Because it was the only thing holding his pants up and saving you from the ultimate misfortune of seeing his unmentionables?

Nah, it's just because my fathers rage was terrifying.

Like that time as a child when I did something gay, he hit me.

Well, I like women now, and I always will.

Hear that, @Fossil?
Just give up now. He likes women, not squirrels.

Then explain the traps.

SQUIRRELS ARE LOVED BY EVERYONE!

It's fine as long as it's just porn, and squirrels.....I prefer a pet cat, because I've gotten tired of dogs, I just want a cute cat to pet with, play with, and have fun with.

To have the childhood friend I've always wanted seems to describe it well.

@asriu?