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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. Chiaroscuro
      Chiaroscuro
      NeeChan went lewd 0.0
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Shush~
        Jul 18, 2018
    2. akki
      akki
      Empty new profiles page~ that’s the second time that’s happened..
      1. Lil K.O
        Lil K.O
        Damn you guys cold
        Jul 16, 2018
      2. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        He could have easily just posted reply comments on 1 profile post, instead of spamming the news feed.
        The way he handled whatever happened was immature, with his posts having content that was uncomfortable to read. At least, for me it was...
        X
        Jul 16, 2018
      3. akki
        akki
        I didn’t read it. Only saw a bit. Anytime there’s a mass post I just ignore the person till it goes away~
        Jul 16, 2018
    3. Deleted member 36162
      Deleted member 36162
      Psst
      Wrong avi~
      1. akki
        akki
        Wrong?
        Jul 16, 2018
      2. Lil K.O
        Lil K.O
        Jul 16, 2018
    4. akki
      akki
      When you come 2nd in the Blackjack Weekly top 3 winners with a winning of $15....wtf! Is no one playing or are they all losing that badly?
      1. Mr Dee likes this.
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      3. RTS
        RTS
        Please do. At least, try your best to try.
        Jul 16, 2018
        Bad Storm likes this.
      4. Mr Dee
        Mr Dee
        well I haven't try it, but my divine hand is not for this type of game
        Jul 16, 2018
      5. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        Go for it, buddy. You'll just lose a few nuffies...




        ... well, okay...you might lose a lot...
        Jul 16, 2018
    5. Sabruness
      Sabruness
      i love your current profile pic. *thumbs up*
      1. akki likes this.
    6. akki
      1. Deleted member 36162
        Deleted member 36162
        I smell a scam...
        Jul 15, 2018
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      2. Deleted member 36162
        Deleted member 36162
        Tch
        Got tricked....
        Thought it was 2k dollars....
        Turn out it is 2k nuffies...
        Jul 15, 2018
      3. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        Is there no currency symbol for nuffies?
        Jul 16, 2018
    7. akki
      akki
      Looks like a woman, I’m sure is a woman, sounds like a man...*shudders*..
      1. hothotpot likes this.
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      3. LivingCorpse
        LivingCorpse
        And it's 2018, assuming people gender is now a crime.
        Jul 14, 2018
        Wargod, Bad Storm and hothotpot like this.
      4. akki
        akki
        So I’m committing a crime by assuming LC is male? Whoops..
        Jul 15, 2018
      5. LivingCorpse
        LivingCorpse
        Did you just assume my gender!?
        Jul 19, 2018
    8. akki
      akki
      Cold nights are so much better than hot nights!
      1. Bad Storm likes this.
      2. Stealth
        Stealth
        yeah, with a lot of dakimakura around you
        Jul 14, 2018
    9. akki
    10. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      Akki! When is your Bfthday?
    11. akki
      akki
      Indian dramas are just so stupid!
      1. lelouch18 and Tramsloof like this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        English/American dramas are not stupid often. Indian ones always have that element of money hungry back stabbing family, or family feuds where someone is trying to split the family for revenge or it’s got the old dreaded mother in law.
        Jul 12, 2018
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      4. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        Are clichés universal? That sounds like dramas in our country.
        Jul 13, 2018
      5. Aquaa
        Aquaa
        It indeed is stupid I got fed up of em..
        Jul 13, 2018
    12. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      Q_Q it's not working
      1. akki
        akki
        Discord? It is being annoying right now~
        Jul 12, 2018
      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Yeah
        Jul 12, 2018
      3. akki
        akki
        Nothing to do but read then I guess~
        Jul 12, 2018
    13. akki
      akki
      A couple order iced coffee, take a few sips then walk away leaving 2/3 of their coffee behind. Felt like slapping them for wasting coffee...
      1. Bad Storm likes this.
      2. RTS
        RTS
        It's their money. Hence, they can do whatever they want with their coffee.


        Still, I agree that wasting it was not good.
        Jul 12, 2018
        Bad Storm and Valera like this.
      3. Valera
        Valera
        Wha—Why even?
        Jul 12, 2018
      4. Willheim
        Willheim
        Maybe they were full with love.. lovesickness i think it is called?
        Jul 12, 2018
    14. Poor_Hero
      Poor_Hero
      ecchi >.>
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      2. Poor_Hero
        Poor_Hero
        <.< still jealous of that money sum in nuf?
        Jul 13, 2018
      3. akki
        akki
        What money sum?
        Jul 13, 2018
      4. Poor_Hero
        Poor_Hero
        no nothing <.<
        Jul 13, 2018
    15. akki
      akki
      When one of the staff brings in homemade jalebis, samosas and pakoras~ ٩(^ᴗ^)۶
      1. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        ahh good stuff
        Jul 11, 2018
      2. Blitz
        Blitz
        All good stuff
        Jul 11, 2018
      3. akki
        akki
        Yummy too~
        Jul 11, 2018
    16. Nekorin
      Nekorin
      *visit akki's house*
      *Search every corner including akki's secret basement*
      Common @AliceShiki, where'r yah?










      #my 1st day of searching for the missing brascovia queen @AliceShiki.
      1. LaDyViL likes this.
    17. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      You're 10ñ away from 100,000ñ ?!
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      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Congrats~
        *throws confetti*
        Jul 9, 2018
      3. LuftRauser
        LuftRauser
        Congratz!
        Jul 9, 2018
      4. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        Congrats~
        Jul 9, 2018
    18. Haxagen
      Haxagen
      How sad...Truly...
      1. Osamaru
        Jul 9, 2018
      2. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Tristan's love story is sad.
        Jul 9, 2018
    19. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *Rides past in @Shem's cookies car*
      We all know it's a wig!
      *Rolls away*
    20. akki
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    [ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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