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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. Raneday
      Raneday
      @Lovely we could make some good grilled fish now!
      1. Lovely and Haxagen like this.
      2. Lovely
        Lovely
        o.o
        Aug 3, 2018
      3. Lovely
        Lovely
        I LL prepare the fire nya
        Aug 3, 2018
    2. akki
      akki
      Gaaaah!!! This translator is annoying me so much!!!
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      2. doomeye1337
        doomeye1337
        oh, annoying translation style lol. I get you.
        Aug 2, 2018
      3. akki
        akki
        Okay this sentence: The humans were considerably shorter than he. Wtf man!
        Aug 2, 2018
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      4. Shem
        Shem
        Wahahahaha xD
        Aug 2, 2018
    3. PerplexedSage
      PerplexedSage
      Shit, where have I arrived?
      1. akki
        akki
        Looks like you’be somehow appeared in the dungeon. Sweet~ @Raneday here’s another test subject for you~
        Aug 2, 2018
    4. akki
      akki
      Ice cream tastes so much better on cold days~
      1. Nami Heartfilia and Tramsloof like this.
      2. Tramsloof
        Tramsloof
        There are a few of us out there after all.
        Jul 31, 2018
    5. Evil
      Evil
      *looks around*
      I was told that I could find the cheese thief here.
      1. Haxagen likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Psst~ I think I’ve found the cheese thief. Is it @Haxagen? I’ve got her distracted for now. Get her quickly before she notices..
        Aug 1, 2018
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    6. Haxagen
      Haxagen
      *Looks around*
      I was told that I could find cheese here.
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      3. Haxagen
        Haxagen
        No, pretty sure I meant cheese.
        Aug 1, 2018
      4. Fossil
        Fossil
        What kind of cheese?
        Aug 1, 2018
      5. akki
        akki
        Okay~ hmm let me see if I can find the cheese. Don’t go anywhere~
        Aug 1, 2018
    7. akki
      akki
      Yum yums are so yummy!
    8. akki
      akki
      Did Qidian get a new logo? Has anyone created a thread about it yet?
      1. Shem likes this.
      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Please create one so i can farm nuffies~
        Jul 30, 2018
      3. akki
        akki
        Nah man I can’t do it. I look down upon those who constantly create pointless Qidian threads. I’m not gna join them~
        Jul 30, 2018
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    9. Bielt
      Bielt
      *roll over akki's dummy*
      1. Lovely and Shem like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *rolls the dummy back over*
        Jul 31, 2018
      3. Bielt
        Bielt
        *rolls after the dummy*
        Jul 31, 2018
    10. Nami Heartfilia
      Nami Heartfilia
      leaves coffee here and disappears.
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *drinks the coffee after a day* good thing I like cold coffee~
        Jul 29, 2018
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    11. Fossil
      Fossil
      This is all your fault.
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      2. Fossil
        Fossil
        凸ಠ益ಠ)凸
        Jul 28, 2018
      3. akki
        akki
        ⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾ ᑦᵒᔿᵉ ᵒᐢᵎᵎ
        Jul 28, 2018
      4. Fossil
        Fossil
        (∿°○°)∿ ︵ ǝʌol
        Jul 28, 2018
    12. Shem
      Shem
      Uh-uh! Nice avi! ( ゚∀゚)
      1. akki
        akki
        Of course. Would I ever have any that's not?
        Jul 27, 2018
    13. akki
      akki
      Why is it my brother always talks to me about novels that I don’t like?
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      2. amilhs
        amilhs
        Tease you?
        Jul 26, 2018
      3. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        he wants you to appreciate what he likes
        Jul 26, 2018
      4. Ram5
        Ram5
        because he wanted to brainwash you °×°
        Jul 26, 2018
    14. Suou
      Suou
      *pokes back*
      1. Lovely and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Jul 25, 2018
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      3. Lovely
        Lovely
        *use rawr attack*
        RAWR
        Jul 25, 2018
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    15. Raneday
      Raneday
      stop! look! and that's how cadaver 61 explode
      1. akki
        akki
        Oi! No use of explosives. It’s a hassle to clean up the mess.
        Jul 24, 2018
    16. akki
      akki
      When an mc bows at every little thing.......there needs to be a character that will uppercut the mc at that time~
    17. Vrelty
      Vrelty
      hmmmm..... you know i have that pic... but mine is black haired.... do you edit it???? O_O
      1. akki
        Jul 20, 2018
      2. Vrelty
        Vrelty
        ohh i seee~ ahahaa i also have the same picturee the difference is the hair is blackk
        Jul 20, 2018
      3. akki
        akki
        I search for redheads specifically so that’s how I found it~
        Jul 20, 2018
    18. akki
    19. Evil
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      2. akki
        akki
        Thank you~
        Jul 18, 2018
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    20. Bright_Lucky_Star
      Bright_Lucky_Star
      Male... I thought Akki was a girl @_@)/
      1. GonZ555 likes this.
      2. LuftRauser
        LuftRauser
        Yup, i was the same at the first time coming here... But i was wrong 0_0)
        Jul 17, 2018
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Mufufufu~ all acording to plan~
        Jul 17, 2018
      4. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        twas a trap
        Jul 17, 2018
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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