Comments on Profile Post by 911

*tackles @Twilight Fox*

Food!
*Unhinge Jaw*
*Eats the Dog*

I mean really, u cant eat a tree bark.. *bad stork use body replacement skill *watching twily biting the bark*

Bite me, I can do whatever I want. And your dog just got eaten.

*doge transforms into a wind and got away when you burped*

Come back little puppy, I'm still hungry!

Im a chef, so you can trust me to make you into something delicious!
Look, ill pan sear you with a little vinegar, garlic, salt, and red peppers!

Serve with a nice robust earthy kind of rice and you got yourself a nice dinner! It sounds delicious right! Come come! Don't be shy!

Eating dogs is illegal! (at least from where I'm from)

And why should I let myself get killed for your dinner.....

Look at that recipe! A nice pan sear with Peanut oil! Image how it would taste. That is why you should allow yourself to get killed for my dinner.

*start shooting the fox* ok the joke is over

*Bullet Proof*
Oh...so sad...I was legitimately looking forward to eating the dog again. I had it once at a family reunion pan seared with leaks, butter, garlic, and spicy red peppers.

*shudders*