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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. akki
      akki
      When you see people do the floss dance and get the urge to kick them..
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      3. Ten Thousand Words of Truth
        Ten Thousand Words of Truth
        bell and hestia dance?
        Sep 15, 2018
      4. akki
      5. akki
        akki
        Looks like another name is the backpack kid dance. I didn’t know that~
        Sep 15, 2018
    2. Kudaranai
      Kudaranai
      I thought it was Shana...
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      3. Haxagen
        Haxagen
        Reminds me of that redhead ninja girl from this popular yandere anime.
        Sep 14, 2018
      4. akki
        akki
        Which anime?
        Sep 14, 2018
      5. Haxagen
        Haxagen
        Renai Boukun's Akane.
        Sep 14, 2018
        akki likes this.
    3. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      Tag you're it~
      1. akki likes this.
    4. akki
      akki
      When you see someone signed you out at 12:30 even though you signed in at 13:00..
    5. akki
      akki
      I see only 2 profile posts. Hmm I see someone I’m ignoring is mass posting again~
    6. akki
      akki
      Sometimes the right kind of no is better than the wrong kind of yes~
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      2. Estatica
        Estatica
        Me likey.
        Sep 9, 2018
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      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Yes! Especially when it's a timely no.
        Sep 9, 2018
        Estatica likes this.
      4. Nom Nom Plume
        Nom Nom Plume
        Or just opt for "I'll think about it, let me get back to you later." :P
        Sep 10, 2018
        Matsurika and Estatica like this.
    7. akki
      akki
      Tch~ missed out on the 111111
    8. Lovely
      Lovely
      SUPER MEGA ULTRA HARD MODE (_ _ _ _ _ _)
      HMPH I WANT TO SEE IF YOU KNOW WHO IS IT NOW
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      2. akki
        akki
        Its a person?
        Sep 7, 2018
      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Yes
        Sep 7, 2018
      4. akki
        akki
        Hmm I'll have to think on that~
        Sep 7, 2018
    9. Bai AiFei
      Bai AiFei
      Morning.. to all!! New B here. Can anyone explain to me what's the money link is all about? How does the system work? *Winks* + *Bows* to the senior. lol...
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      3. akki
        akki
        Thank you minions for answering for me~ :P
        Sep 5, 2018
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      4. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        Of course, boss!
        Sep 5, 2018
        Princess Renesmee, Bai AiFei and akki like this.
      5. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        a hime must be served afterall~
        Sep 5, 2018
        Princess Renesmee and Bad Storm like this.
    10. Emmyy
      Emmyy
      I see you are so *rich* your money link isnt even posted.. Lol.. *sneaks* in *steals* gauntlet back.. Wheeeeew what if @elengee got a hold of it.. Oh thats right he said women ruin his Dao..
      1. Princess Renesmee and Bai AiFei like this.
      2. elengee
        elengee
        Yes, Feminism is a Devil path.
        Sep 2, 2018
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      3. akki
        akki
        I think elengee is a safe choice. If it was cupcake ninja, then you would not get the gauntlet back that easily. It would probably be all sticky...
        Sep 2, 2018
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      4. Emmyy
        Emmyy
        Luckily I stealthy *stole* it back.. Note to self DO NOT *throw* anything at akki haha
        Sep 2, 2018
    11. akki
      akki
      Dinosaurs are people too~
      1. Raneday
        Raneday
        aye and they taste like chickens too



        just ask @Lovely for confirmations
        Sep 2, 2018
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      2. Lovely
        Lovely
        rawr! chicken taste nod nod
        Sep 6, 2018
    12. Raneday
      Raneday
      ooooh an airheaded redhead???
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    14. akki
      akki
      *sips coffee*
      1. Westeller
    15. Haxagen
      Haxagen
      *Wonders when Akki is going to use Boudica as his redhead avi*
      1. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Popcorn anyone?
        Aug 27, 2018
      2. akki
        akki
        I’ve no idea who that is. Gna have to google it~
        Aug 27, 2018
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      3. Haxagen
        Haxagen
        Remember, FGO Boudica!
        Aug 27, 2018
    16. BlackKnightGodzilla
      BlackKnightGodzilla
      *breaths slowly behind a wall a while invisible*
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      2. akki
        akki
        *feels a presence*
        *shivers*
        Aug 26, 2018
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    17. Lhie
      Lhie
      OwO (≧ω≦)/
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        \ (~o~)/
        Aug 26, 2018
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      3. Lhie
        Lhie
        (*≧▽≦)
        Aug 27, 2018
    18. pocketbear
      pocketbear
      I like your avi o/
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      3. Skulkie
        Skulkie
        Stop being shemless, this is why Shem isn't on NUF these days.
        Aug 21, 2018
      4. akki
        akki
        Thank you matriarch~ Hail Hydrate!
        Aug 21, 2018
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      5. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        Hail Hydrate ! Even as summer wanes!
        Aug 21, 2018
    19. akki
      akki
      [▒▒]ꇤꒊ¦`)ꍞ
    20. akki
      akki
      When in doubt, zoom out~
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      3. akki
        akki
        Of course~ I saw it on a tshirt. We all know if it ain’t deep then it ain’t going on a tshirt.
        Aug 19, 2018
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      4. Deleted member 36162
        Deleted member 36162
        You mean "Zoom in"
        Aug 19, 2018
      5. Lovely
        Lovely
        I can't read now q.q
        Aug 19, 2018
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    [ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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