Comments on Profile Post by Estatica

How dare you assume my gender!
Who are you to speak to me so. You don't look very alpha to me!

To assume that I assumed your gender is your mistake.
There are many effiminate men out there that can be called as such.
Please do not slander the apex of apex predators, it will come back to BITE you.

Oh? Please accept my apologies then. It is only that you arrived so suddenly.

I was coerced by a duplicitous individual.
Katsono! Explain yourself!

Hey you shouldn't mention someone else when you're hitting on someone!

He is going to hit me? Katsono you have come to my rescue?

We can not 'hit on' someone without first confirming details, such as age and gender.

Why would I recuse you??? You're getting hit on but I actually have to rescue you??? Do you know how much guys like me are jealous of people like you who are actually attractive to others!

How can one be attractive based on their profile pictures. Personality is what counts on the net.

I misunderstood your intentions...
Attractive? Me? You are being ridiculous...

The fact you hit on this person is proof that they're attractive! Doesn't matter what they look like.

Perhaps it is due to chance?

I was determining your worth. We shall see.
Are you 18 or above, if yes, then we shall add you to the pack.
You can start out as an Omega.

I did not 'hit' on this person.
You referred them to as part of your silly plot.

I am certain I am. Wait... I gave no consent to join your pack!

There is no consent.
It is as I said on my profile.
For me there are neither locks nor bolts, whatsoever I desire is mine.

Interesting. Well you are not what I desire.

Hey at least he's a easy catch so you can have fun with him, I'd say yes to his advances.

There are no advances.
This is a pack recruitment.
The window has passed, and she has lost her chance to leap through the dragon's gate.

Perhaps Katsono would like the advances instead? You seem quite keen.

This wll be the last of my interactions with such an inferior being.
*cold snort*

You come unannounced and call me inferior. What a rude being.

Don't worry, I'll consider you an equal, my perverted friend!

Well a perverted friend is better than -1 friend c:

As perverts we're obviously equals

Oh you are a pervert.

You are too.

I may let you marry my username after all.

But but t_t we won't even be able to sleep together! And I don't wanna put an end to my single life!

Slee..p together... Who said anything about that! You are ahead of yourself (*ﾉωﾉ)ｷｬｰ

Well the problem is, how do I sleep with a username? It ain't gonna be a physical relationship ( ._.)

Oh that does seem unfair...

Doesn't it? I want a real man!

Wait... Are you talking about me?

hmm let's see if you fit my requirements. Do you crossdress?

*Opens the door and leaves*

ah shoot ( ._.) well it's either that or a girl for me.

A crossdressing man, you have interesting tastes.