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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. Skullie
      Skullie
      Who’s the person u have on your neck~?
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      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        Haha~
        I’m a cat tho~
        ^-^
        Oct 1, 2018
      3. akki
        akki
        Look at the location~
        Oct 1, 2018
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      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        Ahahaha~
        I knew it~
        >w<
        The best neko huh~
        Oct 1, 2018
    2. akki
      akki
      What 8 letter word can have a letter taken away until there's only one letter left, and every time and it will still makes a word?
      1. Emmyy likes this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        Random order~
        Sep 30, 2018
      4. Blitz
        Blitz
        Yooooooo-yoooooo-yooooo-yooooo-yooo-yoo-yo-y
        On a more serious note I could only do a 10 letter one
        Strappings-Strapping-trapping-rapping-raping-aping-ping-pig-pi-I
        Sep 30, 2018
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      5. Emmyy
        Emmyy
        Starling Staring String Sting Sing Sin In I
        Sep 30, 2018
        Ruyue likes this.
    3. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *Pops in through a portal in the sky*
      Do you have Strawberry Mooncakes?
      1. akki
        akki
        Nope~ never seen/had those before
        Sep 30, 2018
      2. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        Awww....Strawberry Mooncake....mmmmmmm yummy....
        Sep 30, 2018
    4. Raneday
      1. Lovely and Osamaru like this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        It’s been a while since you’ve posted one of these~
        Sep 29, 2018
        Lovely likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Some interesting methods there. Don’t quite understand the one where they chuck you into a sack with animals.
        Sep 29, 2018
        Lovely likes this.
      5. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        *too scared to look at it*
        Oct 2, 2018
    5. Bielt
      Bielt
      1. Arcturus, akki and Lovely like this.
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      3. Bielt
        Bielt
        *pat Lovely*
        Sep 28, 2018
        Arcturus and Lovely like this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Aye~ purrfect for keeping the chill away from my neck ;)
        Sep 28, 2018
        Arcturus, Lovely and Bielt like this.
      5. Bielt
        Bielt
        I bet it also provide a really smoothing massage~
        *Giggles*
        Sep 29, 2018
        Arcturus and Lovely like this.
    6. Poor_Hero
      Poor_Hero
      ki?
      1. Arcturus likes this.
      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Ak?
        Sep 27, 2018
        Arcturus and Poor_Hero like this.
      3. Poor_Hero
        Poor_Hero
        nice, bunbun
        Sep 27, 2018
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      4. akki
        akki
        Yo~
        Sep 27, 2018
        Arcturus and Poor_Hero like this.
    7. AliceShiki
      AliceShiki
      Akkihime-sama! After 2 years of untold payment, the phantom emperor decided to rise to make a mutiny! Unpaid wages will no longer be allowed! At least 1 cookie a week is necessary in order to keep the business going!!! :blobhero:

      This is a warning, and prepare yourself for the worst in case the demands aren't met!!! *glomps* *stabby stabby stab*
      *rolls away laughing*
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      2. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        ???
        X
        Sep 26, 2018
      3. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        You forgot to bribe her with Milk!
        Sep 29, 2018
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      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Milk is important~ *nod nod*
        Oct 2, 2018
    8. HavekZero
      HavekZero
      Riddle 1 : How does a joke stay fit?
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      2. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        *BEEP BEEP*

        Wrong answer!
        Sep 25, 2018
      3. akki
        akki
        I refuse to believe that. Prove it~
        Sep 25, 2018
      4. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        It's a running joke dumdum~ ;D
        Sep 25, 2018
    9. akki
      akki
      Fucking hell Conor McGregor sounds like such a whiny ass bitch.
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      2. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        Yeah...I listened to a recent YT vid of him talking...it's the annoying Irish voice...not the sexy one...
        orz

        X
        Sep 24, 2018
      3. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        Makes me wonder what akki's voice is like~
        X
        Sep 24, 2018
      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Kinda like Mike Tyson Huh? That is such a let down. *rofl* but I guess that with a whiney voice you can choose to be a wimp or a wipe out. XD
        Sep 26, 2018
    10. akki
    11. akki
      akki
      Anyone reading Show Me The Money? Does it improve further in cos I’m only on chapter 5 and the whole thing (mc mainly) just feels retarded~
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      2. akki
        akki
        I find shamelessness annoying but I can put up with it to a degree. But this is too retarded. There’s no point reading it if it’s going to be annoying > enjoyment throughout the novel~
        Sep 23, 2018
      3. Blitz
        Blitz
        Meh its not worth it. Read about 50c. Its super dull
        Sep 23, 2018
      4. akki
        akki
        You guys lasted longer than me. I dropped it at 6 chapters~
        Sep 23, 2018
    12. akki
      akki
      When you’re staring at a tin of rich tea biscuits and get a sudden craving for digestives biscuits..
      1. Bad Storm likes this.
    13. akki
      akki
      Coffeeeeeeeeee!!!
      1. Bad Storm likes this.
      2. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        ❤️
        Sep 20, 2018
      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Wateeeerr!!
        Sep 20, 2018
        Bad Storm likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Hungryyyyyyyyy!! *eats meatbun*
        Sep 20, 2018
    14. Raidou99
      Raidou99
      Knock knock!
    15. Nefasdetestasti
    16. Deathsson
      Deathsson
      *throws knife*
      1. akki
        akki
        Sep 19, 2018
      2. Deathsson
        Deathsson
        *throws another knife*
        Sep 20, 2018
    17. Nahrenne
      Nahrenne
      Neko...
      (*o*)
      ...and kitty...
      X
      1. akki
        akki
        Sep 18, 2018
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      2. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        *strokes*
        How soft~
        X
        Sep 18, 2018
    18. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      *goes to akki's room*
      *sleeps on the bed*
      1. akki likes this.
    19. Blitz
      Blitz
      So what's akki's preferred coffee?
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      2. akki
        akki
        If I’m at Costa then I always get caramel latte or iced caramel latte~
        Sep 17, 2018
        Blitz likes this.
      3. Blitz
        Blitz
        Yup caramel iced latte was quite good. Normal iced latte on the other hand....
        Sep 18, 2018
      4. akki
        akki
        Yeah I regret my first regular iced latte. I should have said to add caramel syrup. Or even some other syrup. I’m not even sure if I put sugar in it or not~
        Sep 19, 2018
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    20. Bad Storm
      Bad Storm
      Not a redhead anymore?
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      3. Haxagen
        Haxagen
        Are you sure he's the guy? Could have been the ginger cat.
        Sep 16, 2018
      4. Bad Storm
        Bad Storm
        O.O
        I didn't think of that
        Sep 16, 2018
      5. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Sep 16, 2018
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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