Comments on Profile Post by Heyu

why choose one when you can have both I want to buy the clones and the pillows and the videoguides for dual cultivation

What if you impregnate the clone, it'd genetically be her child. Could you sue her for alimony?

wait, do you have genetically modified nom clones to be catnoms?

Any kind you'd like. Succubus Nom, Catgirl Nom, Trap Nom.

I'm a real girl okay...

G.I.R.L or girl?

We're not saying that you're not, it's just that girls are like phoenix feather and Qirin horns. It's hard to understand something we've never really seen before!.

|.o)
Is daddy getting a new wife?
Will I have a new mummy?
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Finally, an excuse to say 'who's your daddy'.

Hmm?
Daddy Odin is my daddy~
(^_^)
@Heyu

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I know how he got his name. someone shouted at him 'HEY YOU stop fapping in public!' thus HEYU was born.

Mm, sounds like daddy~
(^_^)

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Nice profile picture by the way, erotic but artsy.

Thank you~
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@Ddraig female!!

@elengee Fair enough, but you could imagine yourself as one (ಗдಗ。)

@Nahrenne Mm, we are bros. Except, I am a female bro (｡-_-｡)...

Bros b4 h....Noms!! :o

@elengee >.> is there an innuendo I am not getting?

@elengee Is ^that^ what you mean?

he might have meant hentai

He didn't say yet! (ಥ﹏ಥ)

I'm giving him the benefit of my doubt. @elengee

...I hope I don't! @elengee (⋟﹏⋞)

The brotherhood is eternal!

you let it die guys..

and @Nahrenne sigh, I should look for a mommy for you, you are always looking for maternal figures u.u

Girls are nice but sometimes you need to take the side of the inquisition

I never said any such thing! *deletes previous post while whistling*
@Heyu send some pics after you find someone to breastfeed her, k.

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Hoe:
a prostitute.

or offensively:
a woman.

@elengee you are a manhoe <3

Nononono. I am a Prostidude.

How much do you cost?

Damn asking real questions here nomnom *insert lenny face*

It obviously varies from person to person and for how long you need me. I'll make a special price for you though, 20% on.

I don't like old men! (´π`) Bhhrrrggg Who are your regular customers?

My clients enjoy strict confidentiality. They usually pay spirit stones, which always comes together with a feeling of getting screwed.

@elengee I meant, which the type/category/age group ( -.-) You cheapen yourself too much!

An additional 20% costs per Chaos Cycle in age.

what about gender? Does that affect the price?

Only Celestial bodies can capture my gaze.

does the customer have to be alive or of a certain species?

@FalseGod are you a celestial body?

lol, @Ddraig i'd say No , but i take my celestial bodies literally. You can watch us do it with a telescope.

(´-ι_-｀)...you mean your partner is...a planet/star? won't you burn to ashes

this thread will selfdestruct in 10

No, it'll just burn when i pee afterwards.

Why would I want to breastfeed when I'm already an adult?
owO
Owo

It would just be nice for daddy to have someone.
>w<

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@Nahrenne would you want your own father? <u<

*starting to regret posting in this lewd section*

Nom, what do you mean?
*tilts head*
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@Nahrenne
You- (*´Д｀*)...You're older than me, you know what it means!

Hmm, but there are some families that have step-mums/dads younger than/same age as the child.
'-'

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