Comments on Profile Post by Nino Sasou

>.> but Lugia can learn Surf and Fly....

Not every Pokemon can flail, tackle and splash

Not every pokemon is useless like magikarp before evolution

Not useless! Magicarp is food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXs4qupd-sI

(and so you know, apparently all of that is Canon too, BWHAHAHAA!)

*name a magicarp as osamaru*
*boil osamaru in a pot*

Magicarp bun


Magicrap. I see.

In a world where pokemon can alter time and universe, jumping over a mountain and swimming past the sound barrier is still useless

For a potato you are awfully foodist towards other food groups... I blame that cat for not raising you right @PKitty ..
Totally not daddy issues cause I'm a pickle

I'm not foodist ._.

Then don't hate on the karp