Fossil
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CNC Machinist

Fossil

「Spooky」「Scary」「Skeleton」, Male, 23, from USA

Getting tired of novels with long titles. Actively starting to boycott them, especially since the majority of them seem to be bad anyway. Sep 14, 2023

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    1. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      Off Brand Nurse Joy
      1. Fossil
        Fossil
        Or maybe Nurse Joy is an off brand of me.
        Dec 2, 2018
      2. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        Pffft. Everyone knows that Nurse Joy is copyright protected by Nintendo. And Nintendo doesn't like sharing.
        Dec 2, 2018
      3. Fossil
        Fossil
        >.>
        Dec 2, 2018
    2. Blitz
      Blitz
      hey squirrel. Haven't seen you in a while
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      3. Blitz
        Blitz
        good luck. I'm mostly done with mine
        Nov 28, 2018
      4. Blitz
        Blitz
        you should join the archive later~
        Nov 28, 2018
      5. Fossil
        Fossil
        Archive?
        Nov 28, 2018
    3. leegood
      leegood
      *boops*
      (~^o^)
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      3. leegood
        leegood
        (~^o^) *smashes it around*
        Nov 21, 2018
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      4. Haxagen
        Haxagen
        *hammer blows up*
        Nov 21, 2018
        Fossil and leegood like this.
      5. Fossil
        Fossil
        ...You're gone for an hour and suddenly your house is destroyed by a hammer that blows up anything it touches.
        Nov 21, 2018
        Haxagen and leegood like this.
    4. TerraEarth
      TerraEarth
      Good taste in waifus.
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      3. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        which series?
        Nov 14, 2018
      4. TerraEarth
        TerraEarth
        Rewrite, though the anime was a trainwreck. The visual novel was quite good.

        Lucia & Akane all the way.
        Nov 14, 2018
      5. Fossil
        Fossil
        The anime's first half wasn't the best, but there's not much you could do there since there's no true route. Season two was good, though. Especially because they got Kotarou and Kagari to kiss at the end.
        Nov 14, 2018
    5. Evil_Ginger
      Evil_Ginger
      Once there was a bony bipedal baboon,
      That wished it could fly quite straight to the moon,
      It mustered its courage,
      Ate a lot of bean porridge,
      And farted its way into a nearby sand dune.
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      3. Evil_Ginger
        Evil_Ginger
        hmmm...well, I am not explaining it. First of all, I wasn't really thinking of anything while writing it at first, but then...I don't know how to explain it anyway.
        Nov 14, 2018
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      4. Fossil
        Fossil
        ...So I can take it as the rambling of an evil goblin?
        Nov 14, 2018
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      5. Evil_Ginger
        Evil_Ginger
        Sure. But also as a cryptic method of expressing how you seem to me even though I have never met you face to face. A bizarre observation made while having just woken up and yet to drink my morning cup of coffee. So...take it however you like.
        Nov 14, 2018
    6. BB_Tensei
      BB_Tensei
      This is a can,
      A can of spam,
      Mmm delicious,
      You are my precious.
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      2. Fossil
        Fossil
        No, as in tailor it so that it seems like something the person would actually do, though not unless a little pressured.
        Nov 10, 2018
      3. BB_Tensei
        BB_Tensei
        Well, the poem was all me, frankly. The instruction was "go spam the last person you quoted on a novels section post"
        Nov 10, 2018
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      4. Fossil
        Fossil
        Huh...well, it still sounded a bit a too much like 21D.
        Nov 10, 2018
    7. leegood
      leegood
      (^p^)
      *noms on the ribbon*
      1. Fossil and Lovely like this.
      2. Fossil
        Fossil
        *unties ribbon and feeds it to Lee*
        Nov 5, 2018
        leegood likes this.
      3. leegood
        leegood
        (~^o^) *burp*
        Nov 6, 2018
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    8. SquadCammander354
      SquadCammander354
      I'm against yuri~
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      2. SquadCammander354
        SquadCammander354
        No, it's because their porn videos are terrible.
        Nov 5, 2018
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      3. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        ...
        Nov 5, 2018
        SquadCammander354 likes this.
      4. Refan25
        Refan25
        Well your not wrong.I mean it's not like this lord has seen a yuri porn or anything...kay let's not judge me ok hoomans. m(_ _;;m
        Nov 5, 2018
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    9. Fossil
      Fossil
      And just like that all of my QI novels are premium.
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      3. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        same
        Nov 3, 2018
      4. Fossil
        Fossil
        Time to pirate because the novels were too good.
        Nov 3, 2018
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      5. JackStone
        JackStone
        QI is quite vulnerable to bots.
        Nov 3, 2018
        hothotpot likes this.
    10. SquadCammander354
      SquadCammander354
      Oi, Loli-Tap-kun, do you still wanna kill god!? I have another one who wants to join in! <(*^*")>

      @Ruyue
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      3. SquadCammander354
        SquadCammander354
        The Hunters, an organized group of killers. They did what neither the previous pillars could do. Many were taught by and even surpassed the great Knights and Scholars.
        Nov 3, 2018
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      4. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        Prologue?!
        Nov 3, 2018
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      5. SquadCammander354
        SquadCammander354
        ..........
        Nov 5, 2018
    11. Fossil
      Fossil
      Thank you, @Life, for killing me both outside and inside.
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      3. Fossil
        Fossil
        Naraku...don’t say any more or you’ll make me pity you.

        And that’s why you seem like you have no brain, LC!
        Nov 2, 2018
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      4. Naraku
        Naraku
        Yup, you pitying me will make me feel like I really hit rock bottom. :D
        Nov 2, 2018
      5. Fossil
        Fossil
        *pities Naraku*
        Nov 2, 2018
    12. leegood
      leegood
      *naps on fossils head*
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    13. Fossil
      Fossil
      *starts fixing computer**computer fix itself while I do*
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      3. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        Magic?
        Nov 1, 2018
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      4. Fossil
        Fossil
        No clue, but I’m happy!
        Nov 1, 2018
        Bad Storm, Ruyue and leegood like this.
      5. leegood
        leegood
        (~^o^~) *clap clap*
        Nov 2, 2018
        Ruyue and Fossil like this.
    14. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *Ding Dong!
      Trick or Treat!
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      2. Fossil
        Fossil
        Take a bone and leave.
        Nov 1, 2018
      3. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        *Takes some bones*
        Bye!
        *Runs to next house*
        Nov 1, 2018
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      4. Fossil
        Fossil
        ...Weird kids nowadays.
        Nov 1, 2018
    15. Fossil
      Fossil
      *She Died updated*
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      2. Fossil
        Fossil
        It’s a good story, I won’t deny that. Still, from WattPad? I didn’t think anything good could come from there.
        Oct 31, 2018
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      3. Nekorin
        Nekorin
        Before her story get published, she's on Wattpad.. don't know for now tho.. most of her are published now, one became a local movie thou,,
        Oct 31, 2018
      4. Fossil
        Fossil
        Oh?
        Oct 31, 2018
    16. Fossil
      Fossil
      *when your teacher is absent so the homework you didn’t do isn’t due for another few days*
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      2. Refan25
        Refan25
        "WHAT A GENIUS" Why have this lord never thought of this before?ヽ(゜Q。)ノ?Oh right this lord is home tutored. щ(゚Д゚щ)
        Oct 30, 2018
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      3. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        Lucky...
        Oct 30, 2018
    17. leegood
      leegood
      *pokes with a carrot*
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      3. Fossil
        Fossil


        *walks away*
        Oct 27, 2018
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      4. Anon Ymous
        Anon Ymous
        Oct 27, 2018
        leegood likes this.
      5. Fossil
        Fossil
        WHY?!
        WITH WHAT?!
        Oct 27, 2018
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    18. Fossil
      Fossil
      Novels are the enemy. You read one chapter and suddenly you can't stop. You miss class, you don't do the laundry, your wife leaves you.
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      3. Gandire Alea
        Oct 25, 2018
      4. Fossil
        Fossil
        F*ck.
        Oct 25, 2018
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      5. Miku
        Miku
        She left. Because of your novel addiction. She feels like your novel is more important than spending time with her. Even when she try to spend her time with you, your eyes was glued on the screen.
        Oct 25, 2018
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    19. Fossil
      Fossil
      Someone needs to hack QI and change the domain to Weebnovel.com
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      3. Blitz
        Blitz
        I remember one taunting yen press but can't remember
        Oct 25, 2018
      4. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        +1
        Oct 25, 2018
      5. Fossil
        Fossil
        I’m tempted to screenshot my group filtering with Qidian Is Bad as the filter....
        Oct 25, 2018
    20. Fossil
      Fossil
      The time is 3:27 AM. I have class in 4.5 hours. I have three papers to write. And I just discovered a new novel. Save me.
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      2. Ddraig
        Ddraig
        Nope dont wanna save you
        Oct 23, 2018
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      3. Fossil
        Fossil
        Thanks Alea for being actually helpful...even if I’m now late to my class due to sleep deprivation. Probably going to skip it and turn it in online.
        Oct 23, 2018
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      4. Blitz
        Blitz
        Ask for an extension by saying your down with a fever?
        Oct 25, 2018
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    May 23, 2000 (Age: 23)
    Location:
    USA
    Occupation:
    CNC Machinist
    Bio? What bio? This was the only ever bio! Nothing ever came before it!
    *coughs*

    Anyway, I'm Fossil. A skeleton, a human, a whatever you want me to be. I'm a CNC Machinist who got sucked into novels way back in high school. I primarily hang around community games and on Discord. I don't know what my favorite novel is anymore as I've read too much.

    I love music, video games, anime, etc. That's about it. Feel free to PM me or post on my profile about anything.

    Enjoy your time on NUF, but escape while you still can!

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    "If everyone in the world is crazy, and you are being called crazy by everyone in the world, does that make you normal or a psychopath?"
    Adventurer's Guild Character
    Adventurer's Guild Dragon Wyvern
    Name: Ezel
    Domain: Elements
    Title: Creation God of the Elements
    Feats: Creation of the First World
    Karma: 0

    Appearance: A tall body clothed in a black cloak that you can’t see through. The cloak has silver arrows covering it that change colors based on the element being used.

    Holy Symbol: Five differently colored arrows representing fire, earth, water, air, and lightning.

    Tools: Ruby (Gun), Five elemental swords (Crimson Rose, Azure Iris, Sakura, Baby's Breath, and Lisianthus)
    Realm Locations: World Tree, Pyrrhis, Terris, Hydrum, Fulris, Aer
    Name: Phantasm (Zeke)
    Race: Human (Chaotic Being)
    Gender: Male
    Job: Swordsman (Unintelligible)
    Skills: Swordsmanship (Unintelligible)
    Physical Status: Ongoing Dehydration
    Mental Status: Mostly Insane - Probably
    Faith in Humanity: -5000 and Dropping
    Personality: Procrastinating Sadist with Standards
    Occupation: Bookworm
    Currently Procrastinating: Procrastination
    Old Titles: ~Procrastinator: I’ll Find a Better Title Later~, Page Master, King of Squirrels, Aliceshiki’s Punching Ball
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    He's someone who prefers night time over day, mostly because he can sleep.

    Known Concepts:
    Night
    Stars
    Aurora
    Sleep
    Dungeons
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    AGNA Li Yaolong