Shem
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Mar 15, 2024
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Birthday:
Sep 1, 1996 (Age: 27)
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Shem

┃ᐕ) ⁾⁾「Lv 69 BL Hunter」☆ Vrelty's Seme ♤♡ ꪋς꧖ ☆, 27, from Hell

Shem was last seen:
Mar 15, 2024
    1. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *2 @Twilight Fox speed into Shem's house*
      SHEM!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!! LOOK! I broke the time space continuum and met my past self!
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      2. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        Why would she be hiding under those?
        Nov 15, 2018
      3. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        Because she has so many she could legitametly hide under the pile?
        Nov 15, 2018
      4. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        Fair enough...
        Nov 15, 2018
    2. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      *Digs Shem's grave*

      #MyDailyPostingOnShem'SProfileSoSheKnowsShe'sStuckWithMe.
      1. SquadCammander354 likes this.
      2. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        So basically you're grave robbing or you're a necrophiliac.
        Nov 13, 2018
        Nino Sasou and SquadCammander354 like this.
    3. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      \( ̄▽ ̄)/ Happy Birthday Shem! \( ̄▽ ̄)/
      This never "gets old" HAHAAHAHAHA! (Punny)

      #MyDailyPostingOnShem'SProfileSoSheKnowsShe'sStuckWithMe.
      1. AMissingLinguist likes this.
    4. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      \( ̄▽ ̄)/ Happy Birthday Shem! \( ̄▽ ̄)/
      I wonder how old this makes Shem, now.

      #MyDailyPostingOnShem'SProfileSoSheKnowsShe'sStuckWithMe.
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      2. doomeye1337
        doomeye1337
        A Shem is forever :p ageless ! immortal! ancient! :p
        Nov 7, 2018
        Osamaru and leegood like this.
      3. static7s
        static7s
        o.O *shoves @Shem's face into a delicious caek*
        Nov 7, 2018
        Osamaru and leegood like this.
      4. leegood
        leegood
        (^o^)
        Nov 7, 2018
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    5. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      Why do you keep abducting people to help out in your restaurant?? Don’t you realize how expensive it is to book a flight back home?? Explaining the situation to boader patrol was super hard!!
      1. AMissingLinguist likes this.
      2. Raneday
        Raneday
        Shem was last seen: Oct 17, 2018
        Nov 7, 2018
      3. Lhie
        Lhie
        Tell her in fb ☆(>ω・)
        Nov 7, 2018
    6. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      \( ̄▽ ̄)/ Happy Birthday Shem! \( ̄▽ ̄)/
      *steals Cake*

      #MyDailyPostingOnShem'SProfileSoSheKnowsShe'sStuckWithMe.
      1. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        The cake is like a rock by now
        Nov 6, 2018
        GonZ555 and Osamaru like this.
      2. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        Its a new one.
        *totally not an excuse to just get cake*
        *whistles*
        Nov 6, 2018
        Archaic pickle likes this.
      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Happy unbirthday~
        I think it's more like mush by now..
        There may even be an additional room to that mush..
        Nov 6, 2018
        Archaic pickle and Osamaru like this.
    7. Effugium
      Effugium
      |_o)
      *sleeps in the closet*
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      3. Effugium
        Effugium
        *suffocated inside the closet*
        Nov 7, 2018
      4. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        And so Shem loses another house to fire~
        Nov 7, 2018
      5. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Spider: *crawls on top of effugium*
        Nov 7, 2018
    8. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      \( ̄▽ ̄)/ Happy Birthday Shem! \( ̄▽ ̄)/ Hohohohooh

      #MyDailyPostingOnShem'SProfileSoSheKnowsShe'sStuckWithMe.
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      2. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        Happy birthday to the most worshiped person on Nuf, wait its not September 1st, lying old man.
        Nov 5, 2018
        Osamaru likes this.
      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Happy unbirthday~
        Nov 5, 2018
        Osamaru likes this.
    9. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      \( ̄▽ ̄)/ Happy Birthday Shem! \( ̄▽ ̄)/

      #MyDailyPostingOnShem'SProfileSoSheKnowsShe'sStuckWithMe.
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      2. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        Shuuuuuuu!
        Nov 5, 2018
      3. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        <_< are you counting dog years? (Gives you an out)
        Nov 5, 2018
      4. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        Bwhahaahahha!
        Nov 5, 2018
    10. Ripple
      Ripple
      Heya boss
      1. Ripple
        Ripple
        Its been a while
        Nov 4, 2018
      2. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Since I could
        Nov 4, 2018
      3. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Hold my head up high
        Nov 4, 2018
    11. Hakuru
      Hakuru
      *bats loli to mars and steals all her BL collection to read*
      @Vrelty look! Your Husband has become a shooting tiny fly- I mean star!
      1. Refan25
        Refan25
        Well at least your title of mildly gay is not a lie I applaud you hooman. ( ͒ ु- •̫̮ – ू ͒)
        Nov 4, 2018
      2. Hakuru
        Hakuru
        Why thank you~
        Nov 5, 2018
    12. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      1. 911
        911
        hmm
        Nov 3, 2018
    13. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      The story goes that Shem is waited on by 72 handsome young men who are all in love with each other. They say that every night, Shem spies on them all while they enjoy each other hers company.
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Why would she spy on them if they waited on shem?
        Nov 3, 2018
      2. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        IDK. It's Shem. Everything she does is motivated by BL.
        Nov 3, 2018
    14. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      \( ̄▽ ̄)/ Happy Birthday Shem! \( ̄▽ ̄)/
      (Shuuuuu)

      #MyDailyPostingOnShem'SProfileSoSheKnowsShe'sStuckWithMe.
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Happy unbirthday~ ?
        Nov 2, 2018
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      2. Refan25
        Refan25
        Enjoy your next trip around the sun hooman! ╭( ・ㅂ・)و ̑̑ ˂ᵒ͜͡ᵏᵎ⁾✩
        Nov 2, 2018
    15. Skullie
      Skullie
      Legend said that shem is sitting in a room full of yaoi novels that never stop updating every moment.......
      1. SquadCammander354 and Ruyue like this.
    16. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      TRICK OR TREAT!!!
      ..... Oh wait, right.

      #MyDailyPostingOnShem'SProfileSoSheKnowsShe'sStuckWithMe
      1. BestPanda
        BestPanda
        I thought its the kids who are supposed to do this? Why is it the other way around?
        Nov 1, 2018
      2. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        Is is for this reason the world is a lie.
        Nov 1, 2018
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    17. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *Walking Past here while trick or treating with @leegood and @Haxagen*

      Look! It's the old abandon BL palace! Legend says, the ghosts of many BL authors haunt the halls of the queen of BLs house. And every Halloween, they shamble around the halls, looking for the queen.
      1. leegood
        leegood
        (~*. *)
        Nov 1, 2018
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    18. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      *breaks in and steals Shem's Halloween candy*

      #MyDailyPostingOnShem'SProfileSoSheKnowsShe'sStuckWithMe
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    19. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      QAQ Shem help! They are all being mean!

      #MyDailyPostingOnShem'SProfileSoSheKnowsShe'sStuckWithMe
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    20. CDLevit
      CDLevit
      You alive?
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      2. Fossil
        Fossil
        Since when did she live in the first place?
        Oct 28, 2018
        SquadCammander354 and Ruyue like this.
      3. CDLevit
        CDLevit
        ...
        Oct 29, 2018
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  • About

    Birthday:
    Sep 1, 1996 (Age: 27)
    Home Page:
    https://shem138798316.wordpress.com/
    Location:
    Hell
    Occupation:
    Translator & Editor
    100% Normal & Innocent ☆ Vrelty's Seme ☆ BL Hunter

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    ◌Yaoi logic: If your peepee is so tiny, you don't have to worry because your fate is to be an uke!
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    Grandpa: @Cupcake Ninja, @Blitz
    Grandma: @kyuukestu
    Mom: @Katsono
    Dad: @Miyuu
    Adoptive Daddy: @Willheim
    Stepdad: @Incarneous, @The Everdistant Utopia
    Uncle: @Archaic pickle, @Frozen ink, @Slaynbr @no168_92, @Quaesitor, @Lonelycity, @Spfere
    Aunt: @Crau, @Nahrenne
    Brother: @Ken The One-Eyed Suicidal, @skullie, @hatchy, @KuroOkami, @linbe
    Sister: @pkitty, @alexfilia, @eseul, @pocketbear, @kuroinfinity, @luna rossa, @lavenderia
    Step-sister: @Kuma desu, @Kysil
    Cousin: @Haxagen, @Unsleepyknight, @Infinity sword
    Waifu: @Vrelty
    Daughter: @smaky, @Hakuru, @Up-chan, @NEU paciFIST, @jullia, @sylvie
    Son: @Naraku
    Butler: @lexlangel
    Niece: @iblush, @leegood, @AnoeticDuckling, @Novela, @Sorairo
    Nephew: @aueneg, @Hotato, @The Ram
    Granddaughter: @Aquaa, @Queenypie
    Pet: @Osamaru, @nekorin, @Liliruca Arde, @Matamaru, @Sagely Old Man, @Marbles
    Food: @Midnight Rain, @Land of the fallen, @GonZ555
    Master: @Evil, @Little evil
    Sensei: @BB_Tensei
    Senpai: @Kurono
    Kouhai: @nerdexpress, @blues86, @potatofriez, @xieljhane, @Shizuka Mikki, @Popipopipoi, @AmIacat, @Choloy, @Hakumachan
    Commander: @SquadCammander354
    Playmate: @Rilise