Comments on Profile Post by Ophious

*watch*

what's this? A confession of love~?

What else could it be darling?

@AliceShiki is this your doing?

I may or may not have been drunk when I wrote that

A confession of love coming from a drunkard... makes sense kek
@kyuukestu are you gonna answer him?

I said may or may not
I'm too young to drink anyways

If you were drunk, it's a drunkard confessing his love because he's drunk and that's what drunk people do.
If you weren't drunk, then it's a guy who's fallen in love trying to convey his feelings to his loved one.
Either way I wish you good luck, Ophi.

Or I'm just telling him something funny

Your feelings aren't funny *pat pat* go on with it, my boi. Find your love, wherever it might be right now.

No no no I just used him for an essay and thought it'd be a good laugh
Besides me and him are married already
You know this

Oh, I didn't know you two were already married... My best wishes to the couple!

You attended the "wedding" more like kidnapping but people call it a wedding so.... yeah

*give ophi some more booze*

Even if you give me it I can't drink because of the law!

*throws you into a pool of booze*
*barricade the sides*

Ha jokes on you I've learned how to hold my breath for an entire year after being thrown into the void of space last month!
now to dig my way out
*grabs plastic spoon and begins to hit wall*

*goes outside to buy a portable waterjet shooter*
*fills it with booze*
*shoots ophi's limb*

*body explodes*
Shoot someone exploded my body elsewhere and it ended up affecting here too

*finds more ophi to shoot booze at*

~w~

OI! Who authorized this bullying of my hubby! Here, I am Queen, and nobody bullies hubby without the Queen's approval!

... Bro, what is this? What are you doing, calling Ophious your hubby?

Okay~
Do you want me to bully your hubby? Or just let him drink more alcohol?

eh, since the role is already a done deal I might as well get my own fun out of it.

Bro, but you're the wife...

such is life :v

I still have no idea why you decided to go with it...

Because it's true laveh~

Cause it's the nuffiest thing to do~

You never did tell me if it was alright to make you my hero for an essay

Totally, but I make a better villain ~

Well the theme was childhood hero
So...yeah

Alright, fair enough.

In hind sight, the first post makes far more sense now

Lol, probably should have clarified
Well anyways, apparently you saved me from my dark times by bringing a smile to my face
And since then I always wanted to be like you, bringing smile and joy to the ones that need it
Or something like that, been a while. Got 5/5 on it though

aww, you'll make me blush~

happy to have been a positive influence, naisu job on the grade btw~

Yeah~
But no seriously sorry I couldn't think of anyone else who'd laugh it off being used in my short story like that and used you before asking

no worries