Comments on Profile Post by Blitz

Hmm...if I have to go out and surgically remove someone else's sternum, I lack the necessary equipment and Skills. I would be unable to charge you a high price, so counting in the possible consequences, I think 5,000 US dollars is fine?

As for if I were to give my own...that is personal and I find it valuable. However, it is probably not in good health as it is is part of me so while I would normally give an exuberant price for it, I would not only need to lower it, but also give you a friendly discount.

1,000,000 US dollars should be fine.

Well we have to consider the actual cost of your own sternum. You're a goblin after alll. Albeit a slightly rarer breed. You guys pop up like flies near something rotten. Hence there's quite a low demand for you

Hence I would believe we should also swap the modes of exchange from USD to Ñ.

So fair goblin, name your price

You do bring up a good point, but that only works if I wasn't a Demonic Goblin that has no soul. Well, granted, the no soul part has nothing to do with my physical makeup, but it is sure to make the value of my sternum rather high in comparison to other Goblins such as I.

The value of the Ñ is much less compared to $, so...with what you have mentioned, I can concede my sternum for a mere Ñ 1,000,000,000.

A reasonable price, if I might add.

Well I've got an alternative solution. Hear me out

I'll hire a certain goblin slayer to hung you and obtain your sternum. It would be quite a bit more cost-effective

Or or or, hold on, maybe you don't need my sternum at all. Did ya think about that? Now I must leave. Good night.

I don't but @Zone Q11 seems interested. Its a good deal. I'll trade 180ñ

That's like what I make in a day for me on NUF. Not worth it.

259ñ

I'll take your silence and like as a yes?

I sure as heck don't know why Blitz wants to gain my favor, but I guess he succeeded.
Then again, I thought I had publically announced that I will (temporarily?) stop buying organs for the time being?

The organ trade is just a means to an end. I've been trying to bargain with this stubborn goblin over one thing or another for the past few months

I thought it was a joke. I was waiting for the punchline.

Only 299ñ. It's a great price

Hm... I want to join.
Anything to sell or buy? You can literally ask for anything or any action as long as it is within the realms of Lawful Good or Lawful Neutral.

BS

One billion Ñ... You do realize that nobody has even succeeded in buying the "Tony tease Parth" thing in these 3 years, right?

Wait a minute. You earn 180Ñ a day in NUF? In that case I may as well challenge you for nuffies every day!

It's my sternum for crying out loud!

So what? Look at my collection, and then look at the people who've been giving me their organs. Aren't they still alive?

But...its mine...

You gave away your wisdom tooth. What's the difference between them?

Mm... very well then. It is your choice, and I shall respect it.
...however, that doesn't mean that you can use someone else's organ as a reward. (Coffee and Tea Lounge)

I had 3 other wisdom teeth.