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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. akki
      akki
      Who should I listen to today? Someone name me a rock/metal band please~
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      2. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Brock x steelix 4ever
        Jan 31, 2019
      3. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        The Band , Deep Purple , Bad Brains , The Animals , Parlement-Funkadelic, Cream , Pink Floyd, Guns n Roses , Queen, The Yardbirds The Isley Brothers and anything by JImi Hendrix. Also the album Introducing the Hardline by Terence Trent D'arby
        Jan 31, 2019
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        System of a Down
        Feb 1, 2019
    2. Blitz
      1. akki
        akki
        why is it out of focus?
        Feb 6, 2019
    3. akki
      akki
      I know I'm biased when I say this but damn this redhead is hot~
      1. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        *nod nod* I agree, you're biased
        Feb 3, 2019
    4. akki
      akki
      Smokers make me sick!
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      3. akki
        akki
        Lol. I don't care if/what they smoke, usually. But lately I feel sick around smokers because of the smell.
        Jan 30, 2019
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      4. Bielt
      5. Anra7777
        Anra7777
        Mm. A fellow sufferer. ╭(╯^╰)╮ I get migraines and nausea from the smell myself.
        Jan 30, 2019
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    5. Skullie
      Skullie
      *camp under your bed and sleep for the night*
    6. Skullie
      Skullie
      OwO
      *pokepokepokepoke*
      1. akki
        akki
        *chops* behave~
        Jan 30, 2019
      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        Oww~
        *hold head with paws and giggles*
        Jan 30, 2019
        akki likes this.
    7. akki
      akki
      whenyouretoolazytousecapitallettersspacesorpunctuationmarks
      1. Lovely likes this.
      2. Otwentyfirst
        Otwentyfirst
        It's actually harder to keep from using the spacebar automatically. I have to go back and delete my spacebar habit.
        Jan 22, 2019
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      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        Iknowhowyoufeelwhenyourefeelingverylazyyoujustcantbothertopressthatspacebarorthatshiftkeyanymore~
        Jan 22, 2019
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    8. akki
      akki
      So fucking tired!
      1. Mau likes this.
      2. Mau
        Mau
        AKKI! *pats* go hug yar pillow
        Jan 22, 2019
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        *gives freshly brewed coffee*
        Got to make some myself today
        Here you go
        Jan 22, 2019
    9. akki
      akki
      I know Romeo & Juliet is a classic, but after seeing so many versions of the story over the years I can only think it's absolute garbage!
      1. runsing
        runsing
        i think kishuku gakkou no juliet is good. you can either jump to the anime, or read the manga
        Jan 21, 2019
      2. spider_911
        spider_911
        Agreed
        Jan 28, 2019
    10. Fr0stb1te
      Fr0stb1te
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      2. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        Ill take that as a yes?
        Jan 21, 2019
      3. UnGrave
        UnGrave
        I should get around to memorizing more that the 'e' in morse code.
        Jan 21, 2019
      4. akki
        akki
        I've memorised up to U. It's still hard to read morse code with the letters I know though. Gotta look at each letter individually and remember the letter. it takes ages~
        Jan 21, 2019
    11. akki
      akki
      My phone is officially dead. Boooooo!!!
      1. Femme Fatale and Donutmindme like this.
      2. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        That's one angry red. O.O
        Jan 21, 2019
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      3. akki
        akki
        An avatar to reflect how I'm feeling~
        Jan 21, 2019
    12. Cryotic
      Cryotic
      .... --- .-- .----. ... / .-.. . .- .-. -. .. -. --. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . ..--..
      1. akki and Rufi-sidd like this.
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      3. Cryotic
        Cryotic
        -.. --- -. - / -... ..- .-.. .-.. -.-- / - .... . / .--. --- --- .-. / -.. ..- -.. . .-.-.- / .-- .... .- - / -.. .. -.. / -.-- --- ..- / -.. --- / - --- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -.-. --- -.. . / - .... . / - .-. .- -. ... .-.. .- - --- .-. / -.-. .- -. - / .-. . .- -.. / .. -
        Jan 20, 2019
      4. Cryotic
        Cryotic
        Good job akki! (ง • ̀д•́ )ง✧
        Jan 20, 2019
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      5. Deleted member 32451
        Deleted member 32451
        DONT / ??LLY / THE / POOR / D?DE? / WHAT / DID / ?O? /
        argh, translating from morse is so tiring
        Jan 20, 2019
    13. akki
      akki
      My phone decided to die today. What the fuck man how could you leave me like that? So rude~
      1. Rufi-sidd, Effugium and Manic Josei like this.
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      3. Cryotic
        Cryotic
        Rest in pizza with pineapple
        Jan 20, 2019
        Rufi-sidd likes this.
      4. Rufi-sidd
        Jan 20, 2019
      5. Cryotic
        Cryotic
        D:
        Jan 20, 2019
    14. akki
    15. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *Bites Akki*
      Hi, I'm cold, nice to meet you!
      1. Ruyue likes this.
    16. Skullie
      Skullie
      *sneak out from fridge*
      *see u sleeping*
      OwO
      *take out a marker and draw a smiley face on your face*
      *giggles and draw random things on your face as u sleep*
      *sneak back into the fridge*
      1. SummerForest likes this.
      2. Deleted member 32451
        Deleted member 32451
        *takes a picture of the random drawings on akki's face*
        Jan 19, 2019
      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        *sound of giggling from the fridge*
        Jan 19, 2019
    17. akki
      akki
      Biting cold as I went to sleep. Biting cold when I wake up. I hate it!
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      2. akki
        akki
        Haha no. Though it is colder than usual. It’s supposed to be the same tonight I think.
        Jan 18, 2019
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      3. Blitz
        Blitz
        Is it also snowing over there or is just a wet winter?
        Jan 18, 2019
      4. akki
        akki
        It hasn’t snowed yet this time round. And yep there’s been wet days. It’s supposed to rain today as well. From 3 in the afternoon till 5 im the morning~
        Jan 18, 2019
    18. Skullie
      Skullie
      *sneak in*
      *steal your fridge*
      *sneak out*
    19. Donutmindme
      Donutmindme
      I like your Avi~
      1. akki likes this.
    20. akki
      akki
      I like Romesh Ranganathan but dudes everywhere now. It’s kinda annoying~
      1. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        *doesn't like Romesh Ranganathan*
        *also doesn't like Richard Ayoade*
        Hmm, everyone has their preferences.
        Is this to do with the Gillette advert?
        X
        Jan 17, 2019
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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