*munches on candies* What are you on about?
*squints harder* Who are you and why are you offering candies?
Why are you asking so many questions? Everything is clearly stated on the inside panel of the back door.
But I can't see the inside panel so how would I know. *glares*
*opens door, showing piles of sweets* come and have a look
*eyes sparkle* Ooohh.. *takes a step closer*
*pushes you in, locks door*
Oh hell no. Lemme out!
Foolish creature, you shall now become a candy yourself.
*Switches on the turning people into candy machine*
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