Bakaturq
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Bakaturq

Tell me, what do you see?, Male

Yami salad ingredients: ginger, onion, garlic, surstromming, bittergourd, mayo Oct 14, 2020

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    1. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      Imagine if you sweep through your wet hair like a dog wagging it's tail to fasten the drying process, but end up dislodging a chunk instead
    2. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      Yin and yang in my bathroom. One side smells like pee and farts, the other side smells like soap
    3. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      When the school dentist tells you it's just blood from the germs on your gum...
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      3. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Nah, i was picturing the dentist being careless and injuring the gum, then blaming it on the corpse of germs cuz i don't think germs produce red blood

        And i already lost enough blood on a regular basis brushing my teeth
        Feb 12, 2019
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      4. rilakkuma
        rilakkuma
        Isn't that Gingivitis then? (・・;)
        Feb 12, 2019
      5. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        No, surprisingly, the dentist say i brushed my teeth too diligently, cause my teeth at that time was mostly white without the natural slight yellow color. And asked me to brush more gently, as excessive brushing will wear down my teeth faster
        Feb 13, 2019
    4. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      Traffic jam because of a shopping mall? Ridiculous!!
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      2. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        ... @Potatoes my condolences... *pats shoulders*
        Feb 6, 2019
      3. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        @GinDole well, it happened at a bad timing, so i was pissed off. And it was my first time too... (o///o)
        Feb 6, 2019
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      4. Potatoes
        Potatoes
        To preceed traffic we have to be extra early... and that sucks...
        Feb 7, 2019
    5. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      Hello darkness my old friend...
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      2. Hotato
        Hotato
        Too bad, the darkness never thought of you as friend
        Feb 3, 2019
      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Darkness is overrated.
        Raze it all to the ground.
        The tan is way better.
        XD
        Feb 3, 2019
      4. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        B... but, i can erase my presence in the darkness better (not)
        Feb 3, 2019
    6. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      Imagine an insect bite you get festering into a wound that resembles beehives cross-section
      1. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        ...Stahp
        Feb 2, 2019
      2. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        I really hate that the internet and photoshopping created trypophobia
        And YouTube showed me mango worms
        Feb 2, 2019
    7. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      Watched Kimi no Suizou wa tabetai and was expecting to follow the title. Boy was i disappointed
      1. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Was expecting a romcom slice of life horror murder pancreas eating movie where the girl decides to eat the pancreas of the boy she likes in order to become healthy
        Feb 1, 2019
      2. Refan25
        Refan25
        Euhh...have hooman tried watching pupa?
        ₍₍ ◝(•̀ㅂ•́)◟ ⁾⁾ "It's good!" ╭(๑¯д¯๑)╮*averts eye contact*
        (´∇ノ`*)ノ
        Feb 1, 2019
      3. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Yeah. Nothing like a starving girl that craves you
        Feb 1, 2019
    8. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      There was the padoru day, the bl day, the sleep day, the tony day etc.
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      2. Donutmindme
        Donutmindme
        Lol, Tony day~
        Jan 29, 2019
    9. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      Today is food gossip day.
      1. GinDole likes this.
      2. GinDole
        GinDole
        Tell me your gossips.
        Jan 29, 2019
      3. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        lol, i mean people posting about the pros and cons of air frying chicken, my post about what i should eat, people talking about boiling water and such
        Jan 29, 2019
      4. GinDole
        GinDole
        I see. Pity...
        Jan 29, 2019
    10. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      Should i buy a $4.5 chicken cutlet, 3 bread for $3, or a $2 mcchicken that combines both bread and chicken?
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      2. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        I wish my neighbour is like the areas japanese students in manga go through, where they can buy piping hot food that students can afford on a daily basis.
        But my neighbourhood isn't. T-T
        Jan 29, 2019
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      3. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        There there
        Jan 29, 2019
      4. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        lmao, the chicken cutlet store is closed, there's a long q at mcdonalds, and i did some situps until my hunger went away...
        Jan 29, 2019
    11. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      Lmao, just saw a guy pick up what he thought was a free usable luggage bag, only to find out inside filled with rubbish, heavy and dusty
    12. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      Would i rather go to sleep with my hands smelling like food waste or washed underwear...
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Dunno.. but i'd rather go with a detergent smell
        Jan 26, 2019
      2. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        I dunno, sometimes the smells just lingers and won't go away unless i take a good long bath...
        Jan 26, 2019
      3. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        I'd go to sleep with it smelling like detergent....
        Jan 27, 2019
    13. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      The feeling when your tongue is too big for your mouth at rest, and your teeth is biting into the ulcers at the edge of your tongue
      1. Hotato
        Hotato
        never had that
        Jan 23, 2019
      2. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Good for you.
        Jan 23, 2019
    14. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      When all your emoji face are spaced apart and when ppl ask, you are embarrassed to say it's because it's the shape of your face
      1. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Or maybe it'a because you are embarrassed to look them in the eye
        >. <
        Jan 18, 2019
    15. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      That feeling when your stomach is filled full with water, but your stomach is growling
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      3. Arie Sun
        Arie Sun
        Damn. I just ate a jumbo sausage, one and half tuna sandwiches and I'm so full. You either have large appetite or your body's metabolism is fast af.
        Jan 18, 2019
      4. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Well, i used to be able to eat 3 big bowls of rice w/side dishes when i was in puberty.
        Unfortunately, i stopped growing mid puberty.
        And now, my diet has shrunk by half and i'm still short T-T
        Jan 18, 2019
      5. Arie Sun
        Arie Sun
        *pat pat* I'm sorry for your growth spurt. I used to be fat and short but puberty hit me like a truck. How old are u btw? If u don't mind answering.
        Jan 18, 2019
    16. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      I wonder what it's like for western people with no knowledge of chinese language to listen to chinese songs...
      1. Potatoes
        Potatoes
        It's just like listening to kpop, I guess.
        Jan 18, 2019
      2. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Humu humu...
        Jan 18, 2019
    17. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      Lmao, my mom almost send a msg saying " thank you for your boyfriend" to my cousin
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      2. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Lucky i did a spellcheck
        Jan 18, 2019
      3. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Not if you want your mother spending the next few weeks harping or you for sending it w/o checking

        Speaking from past exp... orz
        Jan 18, 2019
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      4. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Good for you T-T
        Jan 18, 2019
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    18. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      the eunuch(tai jian) who is even more cheap(jian) then king gou(jian)'s sword(jian), see you tomorrow (ming tian jian)
    19. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      romeo and juliet(zhu li lie), romeo and romeo, romeo and galileo(jia li lie), romeo and zhu ying tai, romeo and baby bak choy
      1. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        romeo this pussy, when paired with whom will follow whom

        ~taken from a Xiangsheng (chinese crosstalk or manzai)
        Jan 14, 2019
    20. Maid Chan
      Maid Chan
      How have you been!!!
      1. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Jan 14, 2019
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