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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. akki
      akki
      Why do CN writers try to make their mc’s appear smart and cunning only to fail by turning them into fucking idiots over a simple matter?
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      2. Westeller
        Westeller
        Three, because they suck at writing, they have put the plot before the protagonist, and now need the protagonist to play a role. They have devised a scenario, and need the protagonist to act in exactly the right way to fulfill that scenario. The protagonist does not have a character, basically. Instead, the protagonist is whatever character the plot currently requires.
        Feb 25, 2019
      3. Sabruness
        Sabruness
        Because if the protag is as dumb as a sack of bricks then they can engineer ridiculous drama that can be milked for 10s, if not 100s of chapters when anyone with a brain could solve it easily.
        Feb 25, 2019
      4. kyuukestu
        kyuukestu
        Well, you know like how JP authors have Gap Moe?

        This is Gap IQ.
        Feb 26, 2019
    2. akki
      akki
      When a bug decides to play chicken with you and loses. akki: 4 - Bug: RIP~
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Bugs: "brothers! Avenge me!!"
        Feb 25, 2019
      2. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        The future doesnt look to bright for the bugs
        Feb 25, 2019
      3. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        A taylor hebert special coming your way mate.
        Feb 25, 2019
    3. akki
      akki
      If trust goes both ways, what about when there’s three different groups of people?
      1. Coler likes this.
      2. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        A Mexican standoff ?
        Feb 23, 2019
        Sabruness and GinDole like this.
      3. Coler
        Coler
        Then we have a family or either true friendship. But...most of the time it develops into something more.[The loli making her patrols]
        Feb 24, 2019
    4. Ruyue
      Ruyue
      *leaves a note on your door" Akki as I was bored I read through "boredom" in your signature and am wondering if there will be a continuation to this wonderful short story. It is quite a master piece. -Ruyue
      1. Coler and Matsurika like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        There should have been. But I’m lazy. Mega lazy.
        Feb 20, 2019
        Coler and Ruyue like this.
      3. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        So i need to wait till your mega super ultra bored?
        Feb 20, 2019
        Coler likes this.
    5. AliceShiki
      AliceShiki
      Seems like Alva-chan doesn't allow people she doesn't follow to comment on her profile... T.T

      As for the song, Eye of the Tiger, no doubt, it was the song played every time I did a gymnastics presentation back in my middle school days~
      1. Blitz
        Blitz
        Eye of the tiger,welcome to the jungle or thunderstruck from the top of my head for me
        Feb 19, 2019
    6. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      Where is akki's fun fact corner? :(
      1. Ophious, Alva Quinn, GinDole and 2 others like this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        I deleted the fact app so I got no facts right now~
        Feb 19, 2019
      4. Haxagen
        Haxagen
        Fun fact: Akki is out of fun facts.
        Feb 19, 2019
        Ophious and GonZ555 like this.
      5. Matsurika
    7. Aquaa
      Aquaa
      *gives coffee*
      1. Alva Quinn and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *sips*
        Feb 17, 2019
        Alva Quinn and Aquaa like this.
    8. Raneday
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        .... (●o≧д≦)o
        Feb 18, 2019
        jamechi and AliceShiki like this.
      4. Raneday
        Feb 20, 2019
        jamechi and AliceShiki like this.
      5. Raneday
        Raneday
        oh wait RIP akki!!!

        Sorry my bad @Ophious since whenever I'm loggin in here on NUF you're being buried or somethin!
        Feb 20, 2019
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    9. Ophious
      Ophious
      Thanks for updating your boredom story~ Just noticed now~
      1. Enigma likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Lol I did that aaaaaages ago.
        Feb 17, 2019
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      3. akki
        akki
        I should’ve have written another one. But lazy~
        Feb 17, 2019
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    10. Chiaroscuro
      Chiaroscuro
      *give choco*
      *Bites half of it*
      Mmm yummy
      <3
      1. akki likes this.
    11. akki
      akki
      This mc in CCG is a fucking idiot!
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      2. Alva Quinn
        Alva Quinn
        Then why are we not using the ones from wuxiaworld?
        Feb 18, 2019
      3. akki
        akki
        Because it’s not the original source of the translation is it? Tony won’t put that on NU~
        Feb 18, 2019
      4. Alva Quinn
        Alva Quinn
        Nn... Okay then.. If you say so..
        Feb 18, 2019
    12. Donutmindme
      Donutmindme
      OK = oll korrect
      KC = knuff ced
      KY = know yuse
      OW = oll wright
      1. akki
        akki
        Hmm?
        Feb 14, 2019
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    13. Ophious
      Ophious
      Since valentine is near I thought you'd be lonely so here's some coffee
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        @Coler how are you not running out of likes?!?!
        Feb 16, 2019
        GonZ555 and Coler like this.
      3. Coler
        Coler
        I love my little brothers a lot so I like them a lot.
        Skill->Sisters affection: this loli can never stop liking her brothers.Etc->effects
        Infinity Unlimited like Worrks
        Feb 16, 2019
      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        You have too many siblings!!!
        Feb 16, 2019
        Coler likes this.
    14. DocB
      DocB
      so, i've seen your payroll number post, my question is what is your credit card number and pin?
      1. Coler likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        You want me to reveal my credit card number? Sure I can do that. First I gotta get a credit card. Then we gotta wait till the NUF members number reaches the same as my credit card number. Then I'll reveal it. Of course by that time the card will probably have expired...
        Feb 11, 2019
        Coler and Ruyue like this.
      3. DocB
        DocB
        damn!!!
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        .
        .
        social security number?????
        Feb 11, 2019
    15. Arie Sun
      Arie Sun
      Dude, your profile pic is your oc or fan art?
      1. akki
        akki
        oc? I found this on deviant art I think?
        Feb 11, 2019
      2. Arie Sun
        Arie Sun
        You must be one of the oldies if you know DA haha. The characters seems familiar.
        Feb 11, 2019
      3. akki
        akki
        Oldie? I just search for redheads on google and go where the results take me~
        Feb 11, 2019
    16. akki
      akki
      I like The Tutorial Is Too Hard but fucking hell it's hard to understand at times with all the jumping around through timelines.
      1. Coler and Ophious like this.
      2. Coler
        Coler
        I get you. But choosing the ‘Hell tutorial training’ was mostly to with this.
        Feb 12, 2019
    17. Raneday
      Raneday
      akki's the redhead one here


      Now who's the guy there?
      1. Lovely, GonZ555 and LaDyViL like this.
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Rika-chan cosplaying as a bishounen of course~
        Feb 8, 2019
        Lovely likes this.
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        btw @akki why didn't you respond to this question?
        Feb 10, 2019
      5. akki
        akki
        my phone's been dead for a while and I saw this in the evening when I go on laptop. I had a quick look through alerts and then forgot all bout this when I next came on~
        Feb 10, 2019
    18. akki
      akki
      Getting that 4:1 will be really hard!
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      3. akki
        akki
        Never! Figure it out yourself~ muwahahahahaha!
        Feb 5, 2019
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        DDD: evil
        I don't have that many brain cells left after an entire day in uni!
        Feb 5, 2019
      5. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Here's one like to support your endeavour
        Feb 6, 2019
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    19. Skullie
      Skullie
      |wO)
      *sneak into the fridge*
      1. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        *locks fridge*
        Feb 5, 2019
      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        D:
        *freezes*
        Feb 5, 2019
    20. Gum_Drops
      Gum_Drops
      Haiii, you joined on my bday, 9th of january .... ,must be fate or not ~desu.
      1. akki
        akki
        Only time will tell~ lol
        Feb 2, 2019
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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