Comments on Profile Post by Potatoes

You see @Arexio has moved on further on his path of cultivation and has transformed from a mere highlevel doggo to terrifying human doggo, not a lowly were-person

He had attained such a level in cultivation?! Wow~

This is my human form. Just like Blitz, I switch between Pokémon and human forms.

It happens when you reach a decent cultivation level. You should train more, maybe you can go from potato to human as well~

Hmmm maybe I should start my closed door cultivation... I need to know how I look in my human form too...

You should. I think @jbturkle should also work on his cultivation, then he wouldn't get eaten or juiced all the time. Just saying, orange bro~

... Says the one who always summons @Raneday ! That's why I'm always being devoured.

It's tough love. Helps you become stronger in the end.

The saying is "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger," not "what kills you makes you stronger!"

Same difference~

How am I supposed to be stronger if I'm already dead?! I don't want to be skinned, sliced, eaten, divided, drained, peeled, juiced, crushed, and/or devoured in any kind of way!

Well you seem to reincarnate everytime, so you're strengthening your dao heart and becoming stronger... slowly

It's as @Ruyue said. The path to the nine heavens is a long and harsh road. May the ancestors bestow blessings upon you, my friend~

Reincarnation is painful, y'know. I end up in a new body again and have to start my cultivation all over again. Besides, I like the orange, so I don't want to have to lose this form.

Well your soul is powerful and your mind is ful of techniques of the past so it shouldnt be to difficult.

Such mortal attachments tsk tsk, this is the real reason why your cultivation never progresses. I am greatly disappointed, senior martial brother.

But no matter how much I cultivate, I never seem to be getting closer to the likes of @Raneday and @Nahrenne ... My dao of petting is still insufficient.

Oh, you are right, junior martial brother. I shall redouble my efforts to seek enlightenment in my dao. Then, I shall finally face my heart demons and reach new heights.

*rubs the orange in my hand and lightly squeezes its plump form*
Oh dear~
Looks like you're starting to leak some juices~
Naughty boy~
*sucks on the juice that is slowly leaking out*

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*tries to resist Nahrenne using logic*
N-No... I... I don't have any holes in my peel... Juice can't be leaking.
*logic fails*

Innocence: 1000

Hmm, but I can see a tiny hole here~
Look~
*peels back some of the skin and shows the leaking flesh beneath*
So tasty looking~
*licks it and then starts sucking*
Mmnh~
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*logic is corrupted*
*logic attacks orange*
*orange is corrupted*