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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. akki
      akki
      In the last half an hour I’ve seen around ten number 11 buses yet not a single number 7 has arrived. Wtf is going on?
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      3. akki
        akki
        Lol it’s happened before. Not when I walked away but while I was waiting for the bus for like an hour, 3 buses turned up together. I could’ve walked it home in that time easily~
        Apr 29, 2019
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      4. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        *huggles*
        X
        Apr 29, 2019
        akki likes this.
      5. akki
        akki
        *huggles*
        Apr 29, 2019
        Nahrenne likes this.
    2. akki
      akki
      I hate this sock!
      1. Deleted member 97520
        Deleted member 97520
        *suddenly remembers that sock masturbation scene from American Pie* ...... >\\\\<
        Apr 29, 2019
      2. GoldenGoddess
        GoldenGoddess
        Apr 29, 2019
        Deleted member 97520 likes this.
    3. akki
      akki
      What is it about a mouth ulcer that makes you want to prod it with your tongue despite the pain you feel?
      1. Tj Ban and Shem like this.
      2. jbturkle
        jbturkle
        A combination of morbid curiosity, masochism, and the urge to discover where and how much it hurts.
        Apr 29, 2019
        Nyann likes this.
    4. Nahrenne
      Nahrenne
      *stares at your avi*
      Want to join the Hugging and Syringe Agency?

      X
      1. akki
        akki
        Apologies but I can’t. I’ve already joined the Zombie faction~
        Apr 27, 2019
      2. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        QwQ
        Huggle?
        X
        Apr 27, 2019
    5. akki
      akki
      ‘Tis the last day of getting the bus to work/home without seeing shitty school kids. I’m gna miss this~
      1. Nahrenne and GoldenGoddess like this.
      2. GoldenGoddess
        GoldenGoddess
        *pats..and gives tea*
        Apr 26, 2019
    6. susanty.smile
      susanty.smile
      1. akki
        akki
        I'll pass~
        Apr 26, 2019
    7. akki
      akki
      I have £5.73, what should I have for lunch?
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      3. akki
        akki
        If I was at home I might think differently. But when I’m out I don’t like messy eating. That much sauce would require so much extra napkins to keep yourself clean haha~
        Apr 26, 2019
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      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        *nods* The cider helps. ^.^
        Apr 26, 2019
      5. Blitz
        Blitz
        Yeah. I usually just ask for a bit of salt for the chips and some tomato sauce on the side
        Apr 26, 2019
        Femme Fatale likes this.
    8. littleshanks
      littleshanks
      How are ya doing these days?
      1. akki
        akki
        Busy with work. It’s really cutting into my reading times lol~
        Apr 25, 2019
      2. akki
        akki
        How bout yourself?
        Apr 25, 2019
      3. littleshanks
        littleshanks
        I've been on a JP novel binge, reading Tensei Oujo right now. It's really good. Also had to take time clearing up some accusations about me censoring things and being too lazy to translate cringey sex scenes.
        Apr 25, 2019
    9. akki
      akki
      I’m only taking little sips so how is this drink finishing so quickly?
      1. Shem and Nyann like this.
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      3. waterfall_fairy
        waterfall_fairy
        Take a sip of this refreshing Lemonade it is bottomless..unlimited sips guaranteed..^○^
        Apr 24, 2019
      4. Potatoes
        Potatoes
        I need some milk.
        Apr 24, 2019
      5. Shiksha_12
        Shiksha_12
        May be the number of sips have increased or the amount you are gulping in each sip is more
        Apr 25, 2019
    10. akki
      akki
      I’m loving getting on the bus and not seeing shitty bratty kids. If only it could always be like this~
    11. akki
      akki
      Recently I’ve seen so many Forgotten Title threads looking for BL novels. What is up with that?
      1. Deleted member 36162, Shem and Sayne like this.
      2. Nyann
        Nyann
        That people are forgetting BL titles because they are too hard to remember?
        Apr 22, 2019
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      3. Sayne
        Sayne
        That's one of the 7 mysteries of the world~ (o.O)
        Apr 22, 2019
      4. Shem
        Shem
        Probably lots of bl has been translated hmmm
        Apr 22, 2019
    12. akki
      akki
      Finding £5 note in my wallet that I didn’t know was in there was a very nice surprise~
      1. GoldenGoddess
        Apr 22, 2019
      2. Potatoes
        Potatoes
        Well, I also found a note in my wallet, with 1 million written on it...
        Apr 22, 2019
    13. Maid Chan
      Maid Chan
      That profile pic is just
      1. Deleted member 36162 and Nyann like this.
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      3. Maid Chan
        Maid Chan
        Yeah that was like
        Apr 22, 2019
      4. Maid Chan
        Maid Chan
        You know
        Apr 22, 2019
      5. Maid Chan
        Maid Chan
        I was talking about the pocky
        Apr 22, 2019
    14. akki
      akki
      The guy named his grandson Vauxhall.......there’s bad naming sense and then there’s retards~
      1. Deleted member 36162 likes this.
    15. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *Pokes akki in the muscly bits*
      I don't know weather to tell you to put your shirt back on or lose it completely....
      1. 911 and Nyann like this.
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      3. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        NO WAIT!
        *Takes the Cot. Kirk costume back*
        Try this!
        *Gives him a Aragorn costume instead*
        Mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm
        *Nosebleed*
        Apr 21, 2019
      4. Nyann
        Nyann
        .... Tsk.

        I like @akki's "costume" jic. It would be best if he puts on his stripper costume as well.
        Apr 21, 2019
      5. Twilight Fox
    16. akki
      akki
      Watching Home Alone and I had a thought, how awesome would it be if MacGyver was the one coming up with all the traps~
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      2. Novetsu
        Novetsu
        The best part about this thread is I've never watched home alone lol.
        Apr 20, 2019
      3. One Perfect Veteran
        One Perfect Veteran
        That is...
        BLASPHEMY!!!
        Apr 20, 2019
        Femme Fatale likes this.
      4. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        But have you watched MacGyver? *lols* @Novetsu
        Apr 20, 2019
        Novetsu and One Perfect Veteran like this.
    17. akki
      akki
      Are there any cartoons out there where the cat gets the mouse?
      1. Deleted member 36162 likes this.
      2. OnceandFutureLurker
        OnceandFutureLurker
        probably but that would be the last episode :(
        Apr 19, 2019
        Nyann likes this.
    18. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      *thumbs up*
      1. Nyann likes this.
      2. Nyann
        Nyann
        *peeks*.... *nods in approval as well*
        Apr 18, 2019
        Matsurika likes this.
      3. akki
        akki
        You guys are looking at the pocky as well? Shoo shoo~ it’s mine!
        Apr 18, 2019
        Matsurika likes this.
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        y-yeah...that's what we're looking at
        Apr 18, 2019
        Nyann likes this.
    19. akki
      akki
      Third time I’m seeing this guy. What the hell is going on?
      1. Yul B Allwright likes this.
      2. Raneday
        Raneday
        a sign?
        Apr 18, 2019
      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        A stalker?
        Apr 18, 2019
      4. akki
        akki
        Old school friend. Don’t see him for 10 years and then suddenly I’ve seen him 3 times already this year~
        Apr 18, 2019
    20. Nahrenne
      Nahrenne
      *looks at your avi*
      Looks delicious.
      (*p*)

      X
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      2. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        *keeps staring*
        (*p*)
        *doesn't hear akki*
        (*p*)

        X
        Apr 17, 2019
      3. akki
        akki
        Yup, you’re definitely looking at the pocky. Back off it’s mine!
        Apr 17, 2019
      4. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        ...so...smexy...
        (*p*)

        X
        Apr 17, 2019
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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