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OwO? @Bad Storm chan may help~

Please!

Brought treats?

Nothing on hands currently...

I need to stealthily run past

Are they tied?

Unfortunately, nope

The dog is just lying under the tree

Hmm, don't run. Walk slowly while keeping lookout. I repeat, DON"T RUN

Run away... is the best way

Ok, I just need a plan

I am still in the house, but I wanna run off

Describe your location with respect to the dog and other objects

Ok, I am sitting on the first floor of a small building with my laptop currently

Well, how big the dog ? Is he more big than you ?

I need to go past the dog, while my grandparents are sleeping on the 2nd floor

I am near the window and the tree is in about 10 meters

The dog is much bigger than me

It looks a bit intimidating, but it doesn't do anything except yawning

Still, my best advice would be to walk calmly and not look like you are intimidated or suspicious

If I go to the left of the window I would need to walk about 7-8 meters to get near the door

What if the dog starts to bark and my grandparens wake up?

If it's just a puppy, just kicking it, to show who's the boss, but if it's military dog.... iron stick is the best weapon you can have

Then be glad that back-up might arrive

But the key is - I must get out of the grandparents' house and go out for a bit without alerting anyone, but the dog is clearly a hindrance!

It's suspicious? Are you sure it's your granpa house?

I just need to go out for a bit...

Ok, I will try something and if it doesn't work Imma cry...

*prepared popcorn*

From my experience with my friend 's dog, it's only bark when meet some strangers though....

An effective way for doing in dogs is to make them believe that you can hurt them if you want.

If they bark, you shout in louder voice than them. As soon as they perceive that they are in danger, they stop chasing you.

@hayyan don't try it to military dog, you will get some bites from it

Like military dogs are common.

Well they're common in the military dorms

Thankfully I'm not in them.

Yup yup and, it can't be called a dog anymore, it's a wolf,

throw a smelly sock on its nose

*throws @Kitsune Alea to the dog*

@Shem-Shield
*you through shem...*

@Shem The Forbidden One

*throws heavy-reader at the dog*

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