Comments on Profile Post by Femme Fatale

Nope, though I can pin balloons or small beach balls between them.

So....can it be used as a sling?

Depends on the amount of tension.
On a side note, I'm not sure I trust you enough yet not to intentionally aim water(or any other liquid, or solids for that matter...) balloons at the back of my head

How can you not trust me to do that? You let me mess around in your head....I was respectful and tidy~~ I'm sure there is even still minions in there.

Simple, I dont have to wash my hair after you do whatever it is you do in there... and I can think of some rather nasty stuff that I wouldnt like having to wash out of it. Especially since it's already grown down between my shoulder blades.

What if I washed your hair after I play?

Or even better idea, we attach them to your head and use your head as target practice...

You have removable horns? *boggles*

O.o what, you think it's easy to brush 2 to 3 feet of hair with two wrist thick horns on either side of your head?

I dunno. \o/

I don't judge other people's particular appearance but accept you for who you are.

to you unscrew them often? Aren't you afraid that you will mess the thread on the horns?

Also come off during sex... hard to dive between a pair of thighs with them on... also got tired of women using them for leverage. To much torque on the neck could end me if I'm not careful when they cum.

fascinating. So you aren't much for like spontaneous sex, huh?

*offers you popcorn*

More like a strong magnet or suction cup. Not sure how ot works, it just works so I dont question it.

You aren't sure how sex works? O.o

*Points at horns*
Well I am fairly horny at almost all times...

The horns you goofball. After having helped produce two kids 9f my own, I sure a hell hope I know how they came to be(one looks like me, the other acts like me so I'm fairly sure their mine)

pfft Hey! I met a female once that used to think that if you touched your belly button during sex you could avoid pregnancy..... *lols* I don't judge that anymore either, though I felt compelled to explain the biology behind it all. o.O

Sadly I wish the ignorant didnt possess just enough animal instinct in order to breed, and little else. We're way to close to the prophecy of the March of the morons for my comfort..

Heh, just look at our elected officials..... *whistles innocently* .... it's like a competition on who dumb and who is dumber. >_>

I gave up on our political system. This is the third time that there has been an elected president that bought his electoral votes and lost the popular vote. It's almost to the point they dont even care its known they cheated to win.