Don't worry, I'm not a creep. I'm just blinded by your beauty so can you give me your name and phone number....for insurance purposes?
You probably feel bombarded with all this...but I just want you to know that you're so beautiful that I forgot my pickup lines.
You must've heard it millions of times already, but I thank God for not making you perfection because he would have all of you to himself.
Since you know me a bit, may I ask what do you do for a living besides making all men swoon over you?
Ok, I'm done. @Naruin what do you mean by that? Don't make this look like something dirty! @Nyan sempai it do look like I'm flirting with myself since there's no one react to it @GoldenGoddess it's a dare, spring hasnt come to me and don't called @911
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