Comments on Profile Post by Lurking

I would not recommend that.

Yer dirty. I am a cat.

I am cleaning you with my tongue.

Thats what cats do right?

How dirty are you?

Enough to blacken your soul.

My souls pretty dark.

*cleans hayyan*

Well, thank you(?)

Cats of all sorts clean each other with licks. To the best of my knowledge.

My avi is a tiger with a huge tongue so I licked you clean.

You made me all wet.

That's right. I used double meaning statement.

Well, you did become my wifey after I sprayed you with a hose.

Double entrende I think you meant?

If that's how people marry, I would have married 10+

I think we got married 2 times now.

Oh my.

...am I married to everyone in the dm since I turned on the groupchat sprinklers and havent turned them off yet?

Yes.

Should I turn that off?

If you don't want more wives.

...seems troublesome?

Hmmm. I will quietly pretend I did not turn on the sprinklers.

That sounds good.

So you are content after having only me.

*doesnt remember where the sprinklers were turned on and probably won't find the off button*

Yea, that works.

How nice.

*licks hayyan*

Stop it!

@baka

Is this a tsundere?

*sits on gold brick*

Yes. It is. I'm gonna be squashed by your weight.

*gets up*


*paws gold brick*

Thank you.