Comments on Profile Post by in_awe

I'm on a diet~ *stares hungrily*

Fufufu

Eat a salad! They're good, unlike me!

A banana salad?

No! Non! Nein! Nyet!
Stick with stuff proven to help weight loss!

*points to above* Bananaa

It's not provennnnn! No studies!

Google

Hahaha

;-;
Oh, the horrors of the internet. Google-sensei, how could you betray me?

*licks paws*

>.>
Why do I feel passively threatened?

*cleans face and mouth*
*sniff sniff da banana*

*runs runs da other way*

*hops after*

*rolls down a hill banana-style*

*stops*
*rolls after*