Comments on Profile Post by Enigma

  1. Ophious
    Ophious
    WAIT NO STOP RIGHT THERE YOU OLD FROG!!!!!!!!!!
    THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL SOMEONE CAN ACCIDENTALLY ADD SOMEONE TO THE FREAKING BOUNTY LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Aug 14, 2019
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  2. Enigma
    Enigma
    Sure there is if I accidently committed a bunch of crimes using your identity
    Aug 14, 2019
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  3. Ophious
    Ophious
    YOU DON'T FREAKING COMMIT CRIMES BY ACCIDENT NOR DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY FRAME YOUR FREAKING CHILD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Aug 14, 2019
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  4. Enigma
    Enigma
    Accidents happen, btw what do you think your chances are of surviving a beam from a space ship?
    Aug 14, 2019
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  5. Ophious
    Ophious
    I'M A HUMAN DAMN IT!!!!!! I WILL DIE FROM A GUN, A BEAM WOULD ANNIHILATE ME AGAIN!!!!!!! YOU ONLY GAVE ME A HOLY SWORD LAST TIME!!!!! HOW THE HELL CAN A SWORD BEAT THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
    Aug 14, 2019
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  6. Enigma
    Enigma
    I've heard of people cutting through magic in novels so maybe learn and upgrade that technique?
    Aug 14, 2019
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  7. Ophious
    Ophious
    LIKE HELL I CAN DO THAT STUFF!!!!!!! I AIN'T NO PROTAG DAMN IT!!!!
    tony said so
    Aug 14, 2019
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  8. Enigma
    Enigma
    You have the protag harem, aura and luck so close enough~
    Aug 14, 2019
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  9. Ophious
    Ophious
    LIKE HELL I HAVE ANY OF THOSE!!!!!!
    Aug 14, 2019
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  10. Sayne
    Sayne
    Ophi seems rebellious
    Aug 14, 2019
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  11. Enigma
    Enigma
    Yup that's how he ended up on the bounty posters.... ~
    Aug 14, 2019
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  12. GonZ555
    GonZ555
    *sees a stranger asking for ophi's whereabout*
    He's right over there, i think?
    *points at ophi's general direction*

    *gets some money*
    Err? Thanks?
    Aug 14, 2019
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  13. Ophious
    Ophious
    TRAITOR!!!!!! *flees quickly*
    Aug 14, 2019
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  14. Das
    Das
    *trips ophi*
    Aug 14, 2019
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  15. Blitz
    Blitz
    *prints more fliers"
    Aug 14, 2019
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  16. Ophious
    Ophious
    STOP IT DMAN IT!!!!!!
    Aug 14, 2019
  17. GonZ555
    GonZ555
    *takes out the tape and watch TV*
    Ooh look ophi, you're famous now!
    You're on TV!
    Aug 14, 2019
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  18. Ophious
    Ophious
    SCREW YOU DAMN IT ALL!!!!!!!!
    Aug 14, 2019
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  19. Raneday
    Raneday
    so if I'm short on Nuffies, I could just send info's of Ophi to the bounty hunters?
    Aug 15, 2019
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  20. Ophious
    Ophious
    NOPE, THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS DAMN IT!!!!!!
    THERE'S NO BOUNTY I'M NOT BEING HUNTED SO DON'T DO ANYTHING UNNECCESARRY!!!!!!!!!
    Aug 15, 2019
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  21. Das
    Das
    Nah you aren't, I probably am. Tho they cant kill me as you're always there. Good job ophi!
    Aug 15, 2019
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  22. Raneday
    Raneday
    Ophi Ophi!!!

    I've just sent your info to them

    And they send me 100 nuffies!!!

    What an easy money!
    Aug 16, 2019
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  23. Enigma
    Enigma
    Eh I don't know how it happened, but your bounty got upgraded to the multidimensional level?!
    Aug 16, 2019
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  24. Ophious
    Ophious
    I'm just gonna say this now but one day I will bite of you to death....
    *jumps out the multidimensional window and flees*
    Aug 16, 2019
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  25. GonZ555
    GonZ555
    Ophi.. Going through windows.. *see ophi already left* are dangerous..

    Anyone got a receipt for that window?
    Aug 16, 2019
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  26. Das
    Das
    aye we bought it on ophi's card
    Aug 16, 2019
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  27. Enigma
    Enigma
    Wait that card is expired!? No wonder his bounty keeps going up ~
    Aug 17, 2019
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  28. Das
    Das
    exactly!
    Aug 17, 2019
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  29. AliceShiki
    AliceShiki
    Silly Ophi-kun, as long as you believe in the power of your heart, a sword will definitely be able to channel your inner power and cut through a multi-dimensional beam of light~

    Or you might be disintegrated, depends on you~
    Aug 20, 2019
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  30. Das
    Das
    at least he will revive in the light just to die again, rinse and repeat till the light dissipates
    Aug 21, 2019
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