Comments on Profile Post by Lurking

I need to stay out of the fake food sections of nuf.

Unscheduled food porn drives me hungry.

I vaguely want to chew on my hair but that tastes terribke and i havent washed it in a week.

Oh dear. Yeah, you should probably get to t- wait, you've tasted your hair before?!

Who hasn't ?

I ate an orange the size of my fist. Me satiated for the moment

I haven't! My hair's too short for that. And oranges. This is also dangerous for me.

....*wants another orange now*

Why would you say tbat?

I've used multiple fruit avis before. Orange among them

You gay?

?!
Er, no, I'm not. Why?

Slang


Around these parts men that are fruits are actually gay.

Dunno what women who are gay are called.

Mebbe also fruity?

Oh
I just really like fruits...

The edible sort that grows on plants

Hehehe.

*had been wondering for a while if jbturkle was gay*

Fruits are tasty after all.

The food kind

Lol of all the things, I never expected to have people wonder about my sexuality. But I suppose it has been a while since I've posted anything that made my preferences clear.

And yes, the food kind is delicious.

FRUIT
1. some one who is a flaming flamboyant homosexual

Source, urban dictionary

Apparently its not used diff for male/female.

And apparently i know gay men but not gay women. Or at least i talk more with the gay men.

Lmao I didn't know that. There's so many random terms and slang I've never heard before.

Haha.

Yes.

Anyways...
Ive decided.

Next time im in need of food porn i'll look for you and femme fatales interactions.

Hahaha, I feel like you overestimate these posts. Your best bet is to look for Lurker's food picture posts

Pictures dont do it for me i need words

Guess I will hit up death marches food descriptions again...

Oh right, I remember that having lots of emphasis on food.

Erm.

Not that ive read to volume 17 of death march for the food porn no thats not what im saying at all.

Of course not.
*winks*

Talking about death march has gotten me hungry

Theres too much space kaijuu murdering and gods and plotting lately in death march..

Cant we read about the vacatiom and the food again.

You must resist the urge! Unless it's actually time to eat. Then, go gorge yourself on food!

I tried to read death march once. Once. That was it.

...thats just a banana telling me not to peel it in self preservation.

Even I have self preservation instincts

Ah. Death march had too much eating food involved for your banana hindbrain to handle?

Hm, nah, just not my slice of pie. In JNs, I liked to go for less OP protagonists

Understandably, you must appreciate them cultivators who practice self starvation more than the cuisine of death march.

Ah. Not a fan of the curbstomp?

I like curbstomp and underdog in equal measure... but i prefer the ones who have eating involved.

*hides trashy wuxias in the closet*
My reading habits include more details about things other than food.

Ssaaanji my maaaan.

Coook for me.

Food is the key to a ladies heart.

Why isnt there more about the kitchen. Just that gross noodle battle ew

Yeah, I can read OP and underdog, but most JN don't pull it off well enough for me

There's always the cooking tag

...cooking tag?

You mean.

There was a tag for food porn

And i didnt know

TT.TT

I am truly a noob

https://www.novelupdates.com/stag/chefs/
https://www.novelupdates.com/stag/cooking/
I haven't checked most of these, but I'm sure there's something in there.

So there isnt one after all?

*confused*

....i will go to the random thread and nominate its creation

So you dont like reading about food.

Watchu like reading?

I don't really have any set genre. Just anything that catches my interest.

Yeah. I lean towards fantasy but am not set in a genre myself