Comments on Profile Post by Femme Fatale

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That would be a misnomer. I never intended to be a banana.

I think it's just your destiny to meet me O.O

This new insight confirms it. ^.^

He never intended to be a Banana... But, The Banana choose him. The Man, The Myth, The Legend... jbturkle....

Destiny is a cruel mistress indeed, to have sentenced me to the Banana life. It's a dangerous world now.

Is this where I tell you that my dog is called JD? Guess what that stands for? ^.^

Juris Doctor?

He ain't that smart. >_>

Jury Duty

He ain't that dependable. >_>

Junk Drawer

Hmm..... He is not stationary at all. In fact, he is hyper. >_> It's hard to even put weight on him.

Johnny Depp?

A turkey and a turtle had sex, you are their child, who happens to be jail bait

Hmm.....he is really handsome. Lemme post a photo here, it might help you come up with more ideas guys.

???? @Archaic pickle , did you drink the brine you sleep in again? *lols*

Turkle- turkey turtle hybrid, JB - jail bait

James Dean?

And why can't it be a Turkish turtle?

Because I'm American

XD

Plus turkey was called turkey before turkey was formed.

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Shhh, let me dream

Even though turkey was misnamed when introduced to Europe, they thought it was similar to guinea fowl that Turkish traders from Constantinople traded ....so it's like a circle

Ah, a history lesson!

I'm not just a pretty pickle, this Dill knows how to work Google.

Google pickle+ pretty pickle= archaic pickle