Comments on Profile Post by in_awe

The cult of the long yellow thing

It even has a nursery rhyme alteady!

The Cult of Eternal Happiness

O.O

Join and receive Eternal Happiness™

'Receive' and its trademarked.... is it just me, or does that sound like a cult built around the distribution and consumption of a drug?

Ssshhhhh
Don't test the drinks we give you. It's just the customary welcoming punch

You know....I really like Fat wise banana

.......i want banana smoothie

Fat Fluff, see if you can smell burnt almonds

Do you get to receive the fruit? >_>

>.>
That's not Happy™

???

@in_awe i cant smell cyanide, if i actually smell burnt almonds... its burnt almonds

.....darn it....we need a tester.....wise and old banana come here

*sniffs* but... something here does smell like benzaldehyde?

.....darn it *runs to google*

Funny thing is, i dont actually know the english name for what the smell of benzaldehyde represents

Almond like odor

Marzipan

The english word is the same as the german one, good to know

...and we go to google

Almond oatmeal

I'm not sure why anybody would think it smells like almonds. Though, maybe its the same as why most people dont smell cyanide and it actually does smell like almonds, idk

....wait a sec, maybe i just dont know what almonds smell like?
The same way i thought marzipan smells like benzaldehyde instead of the other way around.
...this may be a bit awkward

Aw he left. *empties punch onto a nearby plant*

....*giggles in a corner*

*headtilts*
You didnt drink any, did you?

Eh~
That can't be. The Punch of Eternal Happiness™ doesn't have that effect. Probably.

...probably

*was supposed to be asleep*
Hehehehehe

*pupils shrink*
Now, now....line up. Who wants to die first?

*pat pat*

Lets start with those pancakes of yours?

Ehhhhh....tiger meat pancake or banana pancake?

Owo you want to devour me? :'p

*stabs knife down on a random table* gosh darn it....i had the perfect start.....ughhhhhh

Hmph!
*rolls on the ground*
*thinks of another plan*

Uh... Maybe the punch wasn't the greatest idea

*pat pat* What a killer punch~ I need more

Wise and fat banana, please lend me your peel. I need it for something

Hm... Depends on what it's for

Fairly sure she is trying to bully me.
And banana peels are good at making people fall....
So she wants me to slip on your peel and fall into her arms like some hapless princess?! *gasp* what a vicious plan!

.....

No....I...ugh..nevermind

*headtilt*
Am i finally beginning to convince you of your 'evil' deeds?

No, but you're beginning to convince me you're advanced in shamlessness

Huh?
Didnt i say that from the very beginning?!

Tch.

*shamelessly pats*
Dont worry about it~