Then don't study your work, study then
why you wanna join them belly dancing too?
They are very noisy since they wear a bunch of clunky metal bits.
That's definitely the reason why they are distracting. Yup.
Send a faked bomb threat? Using Tor to hide your trace maybe. Like the one guy in the uni who did this.
Unfortunately I don't have a network I own, so it's usually noticed pretty quick when I use tor. Also, I'd likely be kicked out too if there was a bomb threat so I'm not sure what that would accomplish.
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