Comments on Profile Post by Xigua

  1. Xigua
    Xigua
    So why accept anything less? Don't drink water from a dinky bottle.
    Tap water? More like sap water! @Tilgarial is a bad influence, so don't drink water from the toilet bowl. At 92% water content, watermelon is a delicious and nutritious source of water!
    Oct 14, 2019
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  2. Xigua
    Xigua
    It also comes in its own carrying case! I must say, the green stripes does bring out the brightness of your eyes. Am I hitting on you? No no no. Though, I admit that you made my heart skip a beat when I first saw you. But when I calmed down, I must politely refuse. I'm only here to peddle my goods. I'm here to sell you a lifestyle. I offer you, the watermelon!
    Oct 14, 2019
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  3. Tilgarial
    Tilgarial
    *clap clap*
    Oct 14, 2019
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  4. Jiggy
    Jiggy
    But I must say that Shape has always been the go to choice for me rather than the obnoxiously large melons and watermelons that neither show restraint nor elegance of form, I always liked pears, oranges, peaches and apples. They seem more subtle that I can slowly nibble and devour all, a watermelon is just to fast paced for consumption
    Oct 14, 2019