I can't believe you're nosebleeding to your grandparent.
...If you had a grandparent like this, you will probably nosebleed too~
First, I wouldn't. And second, no. I would never reveal my perverted tendencies so openly to my relatives. They would have to discover on their own (Which is embarrassing and awkward).
[take a lot of arrows~]
*Pats* There there Eithne.
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